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How to sexually gratify a woman
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03-27-2002, 05:03 AM
Quote:They expect you to wake up with them

damn, straight! And cook me breakfast...
<font color=8D38C9>Sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
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03-27-2002, 05:05 AM
kindred Wrote:
Quote:They expect you to wake up with them

damn, straight! And cook me breakfast...
how about a hot steaming faceful of manchowder
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03-27-2002, 05:11 AM
Arpikarhu Wrote:
kindred Wrote:
Quote:They expect you to wake up with them

damn, straight! And cook me breakfast...
how about a hot steaming faceful of manchowder
Only if you titty-fuck me first.... :loveya:
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03-27-2002, 10:31 AM
kindred Wrote:
Arpikarhu Wrote:
kindred Wrote:
Quote:They expect you to wake up with them

damn, straight! And cook me breakfast...
how about a hot steaming faceful of manchowder
Only if you titty-fuck me first.... :loveya:
Then wipe it off with your hand and suck your fingers clean real slow.
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03-27-2002, 01:12 PM
Kindred you naughty girl. Confusedpits:

Quote:STEP TWO: PULL BACK THE CURTAINS
Which curtains are we talking about?
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03-27-2002, 01:22 PM
Conversation is key. Talk talk talk. Start to move closer throughout the conversation. Go for a little kiss on the lips. Pull away slow she if she is interested she will follow and go for a bigger kiss. Slip your toungue in her mouth slowly....not a lot of spit. Put a hand on her lap and massage her leg lightly. Tell her how good it is that this is happening. Put her hand on your pulsating cooter critter. She will tell you how horny she is now and she wants you to savage her. She wants you to fuck her so hard the skin between her asshole and twathole will split open like an overcooked hot dog. At this point everything is going great. until her kid wakes up and stands there staring at his whore of a mother. At this point just say. "HEY! We cant do this in front of your 9 year old son. This could traumatize him. LET HIM JOIN US!"
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03-27-2002, 01:31 PM
Quote:At this point just say. "HEY! We cant do this in front of your 9 year old son. This could traumatize him. LET HIM JOIN US!"

I must admit, I thought I knew everything about pleasing a woman. I guess I ned to go back and read some more books. Thanks Snuka. :confused: :confused:
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