Anti Homo Thread - stay out alkie

[Sluggo]

:fuggin:

[onehung]

I LOVE WOMEN!!! Seriously, I do, I'm just really bad with them.

Been hanging around with grumpy huh?..Think about baseball or something else :fuggin:

[onehung]

Theres a shot up the middle,,He might go for 2........Thanks sluggo lol

[IkeaBoy]

Think about baseball or something else

If I think about baseball I'll think about cracking their skull with a Louisville slugger

[Luna]

Hi! Are girls allowed in here?

[Arpikarhu]

Hi! Are girls allowed in here?

yes , thank god!!

[av8er]

Hi! Are girls allowed in here?

Only if they sit on my face.

::wipes off face:: :p

yes , thank god!!

Sit down fagboy!...you wouldn't know what to do with her.



Edited By av8er on Jan. 16 2002 at 8:01

[onehung]

Hi! Are girls allowed in here?

Can you shake your ass like the chick in sluggo's pic?

[Maynard]

<center>In The Navy

Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure,
Learn science, technology?
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea?
Where can you learn to fly, play in sports or skindive,
Study oceanography?
Sign up for the big band or sit in the grand stand
When your team and others meet.

In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand.
In the Navy, can't you see we need a hand.
In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland.
In the Navy, come on and join your fellow, man.
In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand.
In the Navy, in the Navy.

They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!

If you like adventure don't you wait to enter
The recruiting office fast.
Don't you hesitate, there is no need to wait;
They're signing up new seamen fast.
Maybe you are too young to join up today
But don't you worry 'bout the thing
For I'm sure there will be always the good Navy
Protecting the land and sea.

In the Navy...

They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
..But..but..but I'm afraid of water!
..hey..hey..look, men...
I get seasick even watching it on the TV!
They want You! - Oh my goodness!
They want you! - What am I gonna do in a submarine?
They want you! They want you!
In the Navy.

In the Navy...</center>

[Arpikarhu]

You are a festering boil maynerd

[av8er]

<center>
Y.M.C.A
Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause your in a new townThere's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will findMany ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything For young men to enjoy.You can hang out with all the boys.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself cleanYou can have a good mealYou can do whatever you feel.
Young man, Are you listening to meI said, young man, what do you want to be
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams,
but you've got to know this one thing.No man, does it all by himself
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelfAnd just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.
I'm sure they can help you todayIt's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.They have everything for young men to enjoy.
You can hang out with all the boys.It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.You can get yourself clean
You can have a good mealYou can do whatever you feel.
Young Man, I was once in your shoes,I said, I was down and out with the blues
I felt, no man cared if I were aliveI felt the whole world was so jive
That's when someone came up to meand said young man take a walk up the street
There's a place there called the Y.M.C.A.They can start you back on your way.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything For young men to enjoy.You can hang out with all the boys.
Y.M.C.A.It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
Young man, Young man, there's no need to feel down
Young man, Young man, pick yourself off the groundY.M.C.A.
just go to the Y.M.C.A.Young Man, Young Man, I was once in your shoes,
Young Man, Young Man, I was out with the blues
Y.M.C.A.
Y.M.C.A.
Y.M.C.A.
Y.M.C.A.,

[Maynard]

OK, now that was just tooo gay av8er.

[Arpikarhu]

I give up :no, really, fuck off:

[IkeaBoy]

I give up my anus

we know, we know

[av8er]

OK, now that was just tooo gay av8er.

Oh yeah, look in the mirror. you'll change your mind.

[Arpikarhu]

that is a blatant misquote! i will not stand by while you slander my good name with false quotes and scurrilous innuendo!

[Maynard]

that is a blatant misquote! i will not stand by while you slander my good name with false quotes and scurrilous innuendo!

OK then, how about the phone call at 3am last night admitting you were gay?

[Luna]

Hi! Are girls allowed in here?

Can you shake your ass like the chick in sluggo's pic?

I don't know...I think only Sluggo can do that.
:hrugs::

[Arpikarhu]

that is a blatant misquote! i will not stand by while you slander my good name with false quotes and scurrilous innuendo!

OK then, how about the phone call at 3am last night admitting you were gay?

i was soooo drunk, this could be true

[Maynard]

i was soooo drunk, this could be true

So you don't remember alkey blowing you then either?