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Sluggo Wrote:Dock...Don't be silly...
Maynard NEVER C-Blocks...NEVER... I hate you.
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EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Silera mentioned the jean seam. That always does it for me too, but that's not really masterbating. If we're talking about what I can do to cum, I don't have the time to list them all, or the space. My favorite is holding my pee til the absolute last minute, then i O when I pee.
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Quote:Excuse me while I find an absorbant surface
(insert 'ewww' now)
no ewwwww...i think its sexy actually
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Quote:My favorite is holding my pee til the absolute last minute, then i O when I pee.
What kind of fucking monster are you !?!?
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i sleep with my arm under the pillow so when i wake up the arm is numb and feels like a strangers hand on my love pump.
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Keyser Soze Wrote:i sleep with my arm under the pillow so when i wake up the arm is numb and feels like a strangers hand on my love pump. Why would you want some strange GUY jerking your Junk?
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What, you've never pulled your pud with your left instead of your right...that whole 'other person' thing is so hot, but it takes FOR-EV-ER
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im not weird....NICE EDIT DEEK!
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What kind of fucking monster are you !?!?
A girl I used to date used to just sqeeze her legs together until she came. She would do it like 10 times a day when she was at her desk at work, and sometimes she'd just fuck with me and call me as she was doing it without telling me.<font color=white>
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Doc Wrote:What, you've never pulled your pud with your left instead of your right...that whole 'other person' thing is so hot, but it takes FOR-EV-ER My left arm doesn't work in that motion. So when I try and spank it with my left arm, I end up looking like a girl throwing a football. All awkward and shit.
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I barely get a hard-on during a blow-job, and you girls get the big O from your own PANTS SEAM? I now truly believe God Is a woman, or Is at least a self-hating homosexual.
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Yeah.....multiple O's rule! :bouncer:
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Quote:I now truly believe God Is a woman, or Is at least a self-hating homosexual.
You've been alive this long and haven't come to this conclusion yet? You parents must have sheltered you
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Sluggo, I put on press on nails the night before as well to complete the illusion.
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Keyser Soze Wrote:Sluggo, I put on press on nails the night before as well to complete the illusion. I gotta try that...Thanks man.
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Usually my fingers...but sometimes I use
Oh no we took it back to far
Only love can save us now.....
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So you're average black guy is like a hotdog down a hallway, sucks to be you
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Sephiroth Wrote:Quote:My favorite is holding my pee til the absolute last minute, then i O when I pee.
What kind of fucking monster are you !?!? Isn't monster supposed to be a negative thing? I would in no way think of my Os as a negative thing. And I'm not the only one who can do it, Silera can too.
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I don't masturbate.
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