Personal Drama - we need more

[Suzie]

Why is Suzie's over-the-top and blatantly facetious arrogance about her looks and intelligence frowned upon when if anyone else does it it's cute and accepted?

because I am truthful and legitmately attractive while the rest of them are insecure about what they really look like so they try to compensate with humor.

[Buttmunch]

Show us your gash!

[Galt]

If Suzie weren't such a pale ugly whore, I would really like her.

She's funny.

[Suzie]

Hooraay!!! Let's get married.

[Buttmunch]

Show us your axe-wound!

[Galt]

Between being mezmerized by your looks, winning personality, and beating the shit out of you, I'd never be able to get anything done.

[The Sleeper]

this thread got funny

[TheGMANN]

So sayeth Sleeper the chaste.

[GonzoStyle]

Why is Suzie's over-the-top and blatantly facetious arrogance about her looks and intelligence frowned upon when if anyone else does it it's cute and accepted?

Because she isn't joking.

[Buttmunch]

Why is Suzie's over-the-top and blatantly facetious arrogance about her looks and intelligence frowned upon when if anyone else does it it's cute and accepted?

Because she isn't joking.

Yeah, that's actually what I was trying to say.

[Galt]

I'm such a stud that I just threw out 5 condoms that expired in 2004

[Arpikarhu]

should have filled them with water and dropped them on peasants from your window.

[GonzoStyle]

should have filled them with water and dropped them on peasants from your window.

You do that too!!! OMG, well instead of peasants I have spics but it's all relative.

[diceisgod]

you live near spics? no wonder you're so belligerent and deranged.

[Mad]

The only problem with spics, is the spic shit they do. Like listening to the same shitty spic station that just has one fucking album that is looped. Then you have the spic and bean chicken they love to cook, in between cock fights. When they get hammered, which is quite easy, they do really silly things like yell, scream and then they fuck and repeat ad nauseam.

Let's not forget the obsessive nature over cleaning, the whole house will stink of bleach which really never offsets the assault of too much cologne.

[GonzoStyle]

it's not the music as much as the fact they have to place their stereo on the fire escape to make sure they share with the entire neighborhood. The only redeemer is that spanish bitches are soooooo fuckin hot.

wait, did you just say i was fuckin belligerent?

[The Jays]

tell us about the jews!

[HollywoodJewMoses]

suzie i would totally fuck you.




































if you were attractive. but youre not so i wouldnt.

[pmf123]

Where exactly is the picture of Suzie?

[HollywoodJewMoses]

you forgot to laugh at what you said, dont you always do that?