Where have all the cowboys gone? - Questions part deux

[McBourbon]

Do they sell cats there?

[PollyannaFlower46]

Did you know if you want cats in New York, you go to Chinatown?

[McBourbon]

Can I still get a good combination plate of General Tso's chicken down there as well?

[PollyannaFlower46]

What do I look like Digital City New York?

[McBourbon]

Would you be surprised to learn that it doesn't mean dick anyway since I'm in Cleveland?

[PollyannaFlower46]

Would you be surprised that I already knew you lived in Cleveland because I've spoken to you before under another name?

[McBourbon]

Does that mean I can touch you in naughty places now?

[PollyannaFlower46]

Can we not talk about these things out in the open? Don't you think it would be best if we kept it quiet?

[McBourbon]

Why are we being quiet? Is this a library?

[PollyannaFlower46]

Don't you know about the way rumors spread? Do you want everyone to know you like it when I strap it on?

[McBourbon]

Isn't it Arpi who liked that?

[PollyannaFlower46]

Are you denying that you liked it too?

[McBourbon]

If I say yes, can I still get my SAG card?

[GonzoStyle]

Did you ever squeeze the shit out of a catfish?

[McBourbon]

What the fuck does that have to do with the fact no one can understand a god damned word Ozzy is saying in his fucking show?

[PollyannaFlower46]

Maybe you should see if it has caption vision?

[McBourbon]

Now why the hell would I want to pretend I'm a deaf person?

[PollyannaFlower46]

Because its fun?

[GonzoStyle]

What do deaf people do if they fall asleep and the fire alarm goes off?

[PollyannaFlower46]

Pray that they smell the smoke before its to late and they die in a firey inferno of a bed?