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#41
i had to watch the tv in order not to die from boredom from the endlesss string of hacky watermelon and fried chicken gags.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#42
Arpikarhu Wrote:i had to watch the tv in order not to die from boredom from the endlesss string of hacky watermelon and fried chicken gags.

I personally loved your "I make so much money, you guyz must be jealoooooooous of me" routine, so refreshing.
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#43
thats gotta be even more delicious in person
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#44
they all asked. i didnt bring it up.
it waas a borefest that i fled from like cat on fire.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#45
you fled b/c Laz was eyeing your billfold, daddy warbucks.
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#46
the group went outside for a smoke and i made good my escape.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#47
im sure you were missed.
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#48
He probably sat there and wrote insults on bar napkins and when the lead on his pencil broke he ran away
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#49
Keyser Soze Wrote:im sure you were missed.

did arpi leave?

yeah...

oh well.
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#50
i am sure my absence was barely noticed amidst the raucous laughter following all the racial jokes that gonzo had been hoarding since 5th grade.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#51
no one cared because you added nothing and were a fuckin bore, trying to buy our approval with your horrible pitcher of margacaca's.
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#52
1. wasnt trying to buy anything. just being neighbourly

2. i added nothing cause i couldnt remember any good porch monkey or spearchucker jokes.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#53
you added nothing because you are a dullard
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#54
if not wanting to participate in a watermelon and jigaboo joke-off makes me a dullard, then i am a dullard.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#55
come on, watermelon and jiggaboo jokes are like customary methods of opening up bar conversation. it's like starting the mass off with a hymn, it gets everyone in the mood.
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#56
the mood for what? a lynching?
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#57
maybe his leather pants were chafing.
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#58
the mood to talk like normal people from internet messageboards do.
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#59
I got one. Three kikes and a nigger walk into a bar...
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#60
they did used to chafe. i havent worn them in a long time. i should try and find them.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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