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Dear Internets:
I was looking for my last pair of clean underwears today and in the drawer I found an 11 year old receipt for $130.00 dollars I appear to have spent at Sears. I wonder what I bought??? If I found it, do you think I could return it?
Oh, well, if I remember, I'll let you know.
I'm going to pause now, until I need to share another something vital to my life.
Smoochies,
Zippy
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Dear internet,
Hung out at Goatweed's tonight. Danked made some food and brought it for dinner. I refused to eat any of it. Although I may have left my soda unattended for a minute or two.
Holy shit! I think my face is melting.
Love,
Gonzosguygkwgkhgkjqhkjahklahhlalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
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ask shelle bink and matty fridays
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dear internet,
someone at work is weird.
alll my love,
GonzoStyle
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
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Dear internet,
Do you like me? Circle one.
Yes
No
Hopefully yours,
Gonzostyle
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that pasta salad was really good.
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I see danked is still bitter about that but I have never seen someone mix carrots and sausage... sausage and peppers, sure but not carrots.
Some were funny but none shared my brilliance, and I have never shopped at sears.
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Carrots are much better for your eyes than semen.
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