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the whole idea of public restrooms is funny ... you sit there, right next to someone & pretned they aren't there ... sorta like the subway
I hate when people hang out there & discuss work or whatever  uicide:
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HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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Quote: :crackhead: How can you dookie at work?
very easily.
i used to love fouling the air in the bathroom and watch people enter then leave with their eyes tearing. you know...........the kind of wretched stench that peels the paint off the walls!
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that's cause you're a dirty stinky boy ;-)
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hey...when you gotta go you gotta go! :fart:
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I spy ......... turtle head! turtle head!
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I can only dookie at home alone...when everyone is either asleep or they're not home. :disappointed:
When I was away with my bf the last time, my butt almost exploded and I think the poop almost came out my mouth, so I'm thinking this is an issue I'm going to need to work on.
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no poopishyness here
i'll shit in the woodz if i have to
as long as i have some terlet paper to clean my bum with
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This guy I used to date went to the bathroom at Applebees when we were out with a group of friends, he was in there for 45 minutes...it was horrific.
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thatz funny
i should explain myself a lil better
i would never shit in any fast food joint
but when i go camping i gotz no problem dropping a couple of the cosby kidz off
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i've shat in grand central....ain't no place worse than that :crackhead:
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You put your heiny on a seat in Grand Central? You so got the HIV!
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no no no....I put a super thick layer of that sandpaper they call toilet paper on the seat first....I'll be fine :thumbs-up:
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Couldn't you hold it in?! Ugh... I hope you showered before crawling into bed with your infested ass!
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Quote:I hope you showered before crawling into bed with your infested ass!
what for :poke: no one's gonna touch it anyway :loveya:
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Why? Not like I was gonna get any, anyway :crackhead:
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Quote:Why? Not like I was gonna get any, anyway
And now I know why...its because you came home with cooties. You pooped with the homeless.
He also poops in Grand Central
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Quote:He also poops in Grand Central
yeah, but he used the sink
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i think he used the floor that day :thumbs-up:
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Metal mad a terlet paper nest to poop
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You Damn skippy I did.....ever see the shithouse in Grand Central? :crackhead:
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