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Masturbation - What do you use?
#61
Quote:I don't masturbate.

Give me a 'B'
Give me a 'U'
Give me an 'L'
Do I have to go on?

You must not have any arms if you don't pull at your pants
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#62
:Big Grinon't mind me::
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#63
Quote:Quote (Sephiroth @ Mar. 31 2002,11:24)
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My favorite is holding my pee til the absolute last minute, then i O when I pee.



What kind of fucking monster are you !?!?

Isn't monster supposed to be a negative thing? I would in no way think of my Os as a negative thing. And I'm not the only one who can do it, Silera can too.

She speaks the truth. The more O's i get the better. Big Grin
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#64
Quote:Masturbation, What do you use?

My right hand. And maybe Silera's new sig.
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#65
So I have a question..... Guys do you have different kinds of Os?

And girls.... Do you have different spots that give different ones?
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#66
Hey Ladi Wrote:So I have a question..... Guys do you have different kinds of Os?

And girls.... Do you have different spots that give different ones?
Yeah well depending on the condition of my prostate....sometimes it shoots out pretty far and is nice and creamy. Other times it kinda dripples out with some clots of boold blocking off my pisshole. Sometimes my wife needs a toothpick afterwards to remove those clots from inbetween her teeth and gumline.
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#67
A sun rippend acorn squash. Ahhh, theres nothing like it. Warm to the touch, just pluck it from the vine, cut a hole in the shell, that nice stringy sensation......sweet!
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#68
Do we have to talk about everything on this message board???
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#69
no, just don't answer
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#70
DGW Wrote:Do we have to talk about everything on this message board???
No not really...but just so ya know...i do remember trying to lick my mothers clit on the way out of her womb. even though that was just last week it was tough to remember.
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#71
Look who's getting snippy
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#72
Quote:No not really...but just so ya know...i do remember trying to lick my mothers clit on the way out of her womb. even though that was just last week it was tough to remember.
If you hadn't done such a thorough job on that first trip out, your Mom wouldn't be so adament about you constantly returning.



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#73
OAS- i assumed you would have to tie a popsicle stick to it to get it up at your age
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#74
That's a perfect example of why you shouldn't be an asshole and assume Arpi.
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#75
ouch!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#76
Arpi not be an asshole? IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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#77
Hey Ladi Wrote:And girls.... Do you have different spots that give different ones?
I definitely have different types of O's. That's why even if I have sex 10 times a day, everyday, I still wanna masterbate. It's a totally different feeling.
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#78
Rape Fantasizer Wrote:I definitely have different types of O's. That's why even if I have sex 10 times a day, everyday, I still wanna masterbate. It's a totally different feeling.
Yea...what's up with that? I when I'm alone, it takes me like no time to get off and I can o' again and again...and they're incredibly intense...but usually when I have sex I only get off once....maybe twice....and although they're great as well...it's totally different....
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#79
Quote:Yea...what's up with that? I when I'm alone, it takes me like no time to get off and I can o' again and again...and they're incredibly intense...but usually when I have sex I only get off once....maybe twice....and although they're great as well...it's totally different....
Maybe you need a different guy then.
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Maynard Wrote:
Quote:Yea...what's up with that? I when I'm alone, it takes me like no time to get off and I can o' again and again...and they're incredibly intense...but usually when I have sex I only get off once....maybe twice....and although they're great as well...it's totally different....
Maybe you need a different guy then.
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