Official Tally......

[GonzoStyle]

I did have Danked and Sleeper over that one time.

[Ken'sPen]

So I was at this party over the weekend,
and a bunch of teenagers were scarfin down all the shrimp,
so I say, "Hey the Ocean called it's running out of shrimp"

they all just looked at me.

[GonzoStyle]

I woulda been there to back you up but you and arpi can maybe muster up enough for a witty comment, just done soil your depends.

[Ken'sPen]

I woulda been there to back you up but you and arpi can maybe muster up enough for a witty comment, just done soil your depends.

have you been drinking?

[GonzoStyle]

you have made it clear that I am no longer your favorite, dinner is off!!!

[Ken'sPen]

you sir are no gentleman,
Arpi gave me broadway and celebrity.....

you wanna go dutch at olive garden.

[GonzoStyle]

you never gave me the chance.

then you stabbed me in the back, brutus.

[Ken'sPen]

I have a lean and hungry look.

[Galt]

Gonzo refused my request to buy him a drink.

[Goatweed]

mmm, Olive Garden

[Black Lazerus]

yeah

[Goatweed]

I dont think Ive ever bought Gonzo an alcoholic drink, I remember him always drinking seltzer.

[GonzoStyle]

alcohol is for losers

[Goatweed]

and lushes.

[GonzoStyle]

water is the way to go

[Goatweed]

care for a sip?

[GonzoStyle]

fuckin vermont!

[Goatweed]

Why has he foresaken us?

[GonzoStyle]

cause he's a dirty hippie

[Goatweed]

I'm starting to think you might have been right about that whole carrots & sausage thing.