CDIH.net Podcast - Episode 9: Doucheraker

[Keyser Soze]

yeah im with goat on that one. shelly long does nothing for me.

[GonzoStyle]

i'm going with the stuck up blonde who is a beast in bed.

[Goatweed]

I seriously doubt she's a beast - she seems more like a total bore.

[Keyser Soze]

^^

plus shes a blonde, not my type.

[GonzoStyle]

yeah shes not on pal talk

[Keyser Soze]

i know, i looked.

[The Jays]

Shelly Long is too nebbish for me.

[GonzoStyle]

thats like nebbish squared

[The Jays]

When Kirstie Alley took over the bar, I felt like finally, they had a real manager, someone with some balls, someone I could go for.

[Goatweed]

Tom Jones is British?

[GonzoStyle]

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!

[Keyser Soze]

you lost me at the end there

[Goatweed]

seriously, I had no idea.

[Keyser Soze]

its not unusual

[The Jays]

Technically, he's from Wales, so he's Welsh, but Wales is a part of the geopolitical entity known as Great Britain, but I remember he's definatly from the UK, because he's the number one best selling singer from there.

[Goatweed]

did you ever cover that song, and if so did you get panties thrown at you?

[Keyser Soze]

no, but i did get panties thrown at me.

[The Jays]

did you throw them back to him?

[Goatweed]

BANG!!!

[Keyser Soze]

no, i wore them on my head and camjacked while he watched.