I Hate Thanksgiving

[faceman802]

I'm with dru, who's with maria, mostly because she said she had no one to buy anything for and I'm looking for a free gift

[drusilla]

keep it up you just might get one!

[faceman802]

dru is quickly moving up my myspace friend's list

[Black Lazerus]

all i want is a signed pic of my best pal dino.

[faceman802]

I think you're going to have to fight gonzo for that one

[Bloody Anus]

Wednesday I'm leaving early and will meet up with my uncle who's in town for a few days. We'll end up at some casino where I'll lose about $200 playing blackjack. I'll end up staying at my parents overnight and wake up Thursday morning for some football and to smoke a joint or 2 with the family.

Then at some point my parents' friends will come over with their kids and super old parents who are ready to drop dead at any minute. One of the kids just turned 12 or 13 or so and suddenly has a couple of fantastic tits which I will be fixated on all night. In between making a few sarcastic, albeit relatively benign comments here and there.

After defiling myself at the dinner table I will doze off during the Denver-Kansas City game, waking up only to see Trent Green throw 3 TD's while on my fantasy bench.

I'll drive home at some point and the plan for Friday is to not go out at all. I may try to get some cleaning done, but will probably end up alternating between video games, movies, and masturbation. Though something else will invariably come up, pushing back Friday's plans to Saturday.

[GonzoStyle]

Yeah I got no one to buy presents for either, so its gifts for me!!!

does anyone else gift wrap them, for themselves?

[Gooch]

yeah i'm with maria. gooch, just stop now.

no way. if its posted, fair game. stop being mother hen.

[GonzoStyle]

mother hen.... what does that even mean!!!!

[drusilla]

i dunno, maybe he thinks i'm protecting her. when really i'm protecting him. he has no idea what he's talking about.

[faceman802]

gooch is thinking bout food again

[white oleander]

Say what you like about England, at least we dont have a thanksgiving farce to go through, AND the christmas farce, which is bad enough btw

BAH HUMBUG!!!

[GonzoStyle]

that was sooooooooooooo out of left field

[Abster]

Yeah I got no one to buy presents for either, so its gifts for me!!!

does anyone else gift wrap them, for themselves?

Please say you haven't become totally jaded and that you still hang your plastic bags up for Santa?

[GonzoStyle]

Yeah I got no one to buy presents for either, so its gifts for me!!!

does anyone else gift wrap them, for themselves?

Please say you haven't become totally jaded and that you still hang your plastic bags up for Santa?

I'm come to terms with my jewey center

[white oleander]

that was sooooooooooooo out of left field

meaning?

[Gooch]

Um, no you most definitely did not have the problems i had/have at 17.

So don't even act like it because you don't know anything about me.

don't expect people to ply into your pity party. you posted that with your huffy: you don't want to deal with your family post. so i will go there, and i will ask b/c you took the time to make a post in the first place. even with your very cliched: "So don't even act like it because you don't know anything about me."

[Abster]

Yeah I got no one to buy presents for either, so its gifts for me!!!

does anyone else gift wrap them, for themselves?

Please say you haven't become totally jaded and that you still hang your plastic bags up for Santa?

I'm come to terms with my jewey center

Is it white with a yolk?

[Gooch]

mother hen.... what does that even mean!!!!

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[Gooch]

Yeah I got no one to buy presents for either, so its gifts for me!!!

does anyone else gift wrap them, for themselves?

Please say you haven't become totally jaded and that you still hang your plastic bags up for Santa?

I'm come to terms with my jewey center

my jewy center needed a sonogram and an xray...thought i also had a gallbladder prob. ended up just a injured muscle.