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GonzoStyle · 10-23-2002, 02:21 PM

I am taking one for the team and trying this, I will bring back my report once finished.

OAS · 10-23-2002, 02:21 PM

Quote:I'm gonna cum!!!

NO YOU'RE NOT!!!

Then tell her you're not paying. You win!

GonzoStyle · 10-23-2002, 02:27 PM

That reminds me of a story.

My friend doug and I were driving around after a night at the local bar. I was driving him to my place, cause he had an argument with his wife at the bar and he was gonna stay with me. Well a block from me is a virtual boulevard of hookers. Doug was all sorts of pissed and fucked up and told me he wanted a blowjob, I said I was tired so let's get a hooker.

So we pick up this fine looking oriental chick and they get in the backseat. I get out for a smoke while they do their thing. Anyway like 10 minutes goes by and I am getting sleepy already. I see her head pop up and figure they are done. I see them talking for a good 5 minutes and I am thinking, what the fuck already.

Turns out he was coked up and couldn't get it up. She tried getting him off for 10 minutes to no avail. He spent the 5 minutes negotiating with her on the money. It was 20 for the blowjob he said he would give her 10, since he didn't cum or even get hard. They finally agreed on 15 bucks and he was so proud he saved 5 bucks. I made sure to remind him he also couldn't get it up.

LyricalGomez · 10-23-2002, 02:29 PM

Quote:Doug was all sorts of pissed and fucked up and told me he wanted a blowjob, I said I was tired so let's get a hooker.

Sounds so very wrong

Metalfan · 10-23-2002, 02:29 PM

LMAO.....still bring that up to him now GS?

No happy ending for him

GonzoStyle · 10-23-2002, 02:46 PM

Doug was the same guy for whom I got the blowjob from the tranny, so the answer is, no. I do not speak to him anymore, we lost touch after that whole fiasco.

Zootybang · 10-23-2002, 02:51 PM

Heres a question. What If you're a really ugly chick, and NO ONE spanks to you? Do you get upset and wish that they did?

Hey, what happened to my avatar?

Edited By Zootybang on 1035384768

GonzoStyle · 10-23-2002, 02:56 PM

Quote:Heres a question. What If you're a really ugly chick, and NO ONE spanks to you? Do you get upset and wish that they did?

One mans garbage is another mans treasure.

Zootybang · 10-23-2002, 02:59 PM

Quote:One mans garbage is another mans treasure

Yeah, keep telling yourself that, ugly girl.

GonzoStyle · 10-23-2002, 03:00 PM

Not everyone can be as pretty as you.

Zootybang · 10-23-2002, 03:04 PM

True. It's a curse sometimes. I have to go get my nails done.

LyricalGomez · 10-23-2002, 03:05 PM

Quote:Not everyone can be as pretty as you.

In a perfect world, we would be

GonzoStyle · 10-23-2002, 03:17 PM

In a perfect world, a lot of things would be. But you do best with the hand you are dealt. Bastard pretty bitches, hope you get raped on the way to the salon, pretty motherfucker.

Zootybang · 10-23-2002, 03:18 PM

I sense some jealousy.

GonzoStyle · 10-23-2002, 03:20 PM

YES!!!!!

I pray on a daily basis to look like you, or atleast Vin Diesel but alas I wake up and it is still me. I hate you!!!!

Zootybang · 10-23-2002, 03:22 PM

But you can sleep well In the knowledge that you're about 2 feet taller than me and could probably squash my head, with the right motivation, so we're even.

GonzoStyle · 10-23-2002, 03:23 PM

BOLLOCKS YOU SEXY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Zootybang · 10-23-2002, 03:25 PM

I tried to throw you a bone. I am sexy, arent I?

GonzoStyle · 10-23-2002, 03:26 PM

Amy wanted to violate you at the 1st softball game, I was insanely jealous..... ok now I feel better.

Zootybang · 10-23-2002, 03:27 PM

Dont worry. You're the only ugly girl for me :loveya:

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