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A very very unbirthday....
#61
Quote:boo hisss ::throws things at tenbatz:: dont ruin my happy thread

I think she's just angry because she realized that if her birthday is today, she was probably concieved on New Years and now that holiday will be forever icky-fied for her
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#62
never thought of that, thank you doc
i know there had to be a reason i hated that day so much
YOU ASS!!!!!

thats also the day my mom and step dad got married, UGH!!

i hate you
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#63
You can also thank me for the mental picture of your dad boofing your mommy that you are going to have right after you read this.

You think they did it before or after watching Dick Clark?
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#64
remind me to hit you very hard next time i see you
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#65
Amy was conceived after the ball dropped. A little tea bagging and the next thing you know, strudel tasting flow.
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#66
And.....scene
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#67
THATS NOT FUNNY GUYS!!!!
:fuckoff: :fuckoff: :fuckoff: :fuckoff:
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#68
Aw come on Amy, it gave new meaning to popping the cork on New Years. :rofl:
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#69
The countdown from 10 is also how many pumps it took...

I wonder who was playing Dick Clark's 1982-83 show.
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#70
enough enough enough
:angry: :angry:
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#71
<div align="center">Auld Lang Syne

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And days of auld lang syne?
And days of auld lang syne, my dear,
And days of auld lang syne.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And days of auld lang syne?

We twa hae run aboot the braes
And pu'd the gowans fine.
We've wandered mony a weary foot,
Sin' auld lang syne.
Sin' auld lang syne, my dear,
Sin' auld lang syne,
We've wandered mony a weary foot,
Sin' auld ang syne


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