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Children - people who shouldn't have them
#61
IrishAlkey Wrote:Fag.
Clit nibbler
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#62
Yes, I'm straight.

You're gonna' make me cry.
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#63
diceisgod Wrote:You're just not gonna fit in around here then.
Now that made me laugh.

You should watch and learn from Dice, Alkey.
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#64
Either this Hoon character is a complete idiot, or he plays one on TV.
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...like that cut on the roof of your mouth
that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it,
but you can't.</center>
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#65
Be quiet.

He's sending you checks.
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#66
I'd play the role of your husband on tv...

But children turn me off and and I can't bring myself to choke you in front of them.
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#67
Decipher that please.
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...like that cut on the roof of your mouth
that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it,
but you can't.</center>
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#68
I think it means he want to fuck you while wearing a Barney outfit.
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#69
How about I just choke you with a banjo string?
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#70
Just finished jerking off to Deliverance?
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...like that cut on the roof of your mouth
that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it,
but you can't.</center>
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#71
Close.

I just finished practicing with my bluegrass band.
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#72
That's what you call your balls, dick and asshole?
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...like that cut on the roof of your mouth
that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it,
but you can't.</center>
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#73
No...I call them 'weapons of mass destruction'

I'm in dealings with Libya now.
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#74
I bet we couldn't find yours either.
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#75
Affirmative.

They would be buried deep inside 'the chick on the left'
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#76
I don't think she likes you.
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#77
That's not what she wrote on my dirty windshield.
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#78
I bet Jack would think that was a zinger.
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#79
Ahhh..
But your signature pic probes unexplored areas of comedy.
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