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She's not in Alpha Pi.
She weighs less than 100 pounds.
I'll buy a digital camera so I can post her picture and get everyone's approval lickedy-split-like
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The hot chicks were Pi Delta Pi's. The fat chicks were the Omega Mu's.
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You have such a long status.
You might as well wite 50 lines of text each post because you're just wasting space.
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OMG!!! HGE's telling mods to change his status. You asked for it, stupid!! now you're going to only get a worse status!!!
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Every request for my status has gone through without a hitch. They snap to attention at my very words.
All proxies, I tell ya!
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OMG! Have fun in the Hole, dummy!
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You're status is quite long, buddy.
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yeah, mozilla sucks at opening up files.
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I will shave my penis bald tomorrow
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very good idea. i'm sure she will appreciate it. if she gets the chance to.
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<Goatweed> Titty McCheesehater
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It's not for her. I just look prettier that way. I have gorgeous balls. Seriously. They are amazing.
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i'm happy for you & your pretty balls
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<Goatweed> Titty McCheesehater
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The twice a day moisturizing makes a significant difference.
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just remember to put plastic down so that you don't get blood stains on the mattress tomorrow
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<Goatweed> Titty McCheesehater
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It'll be her mattress.
I am guaranteeing that there will be no sex. She acts way to young and innocent to be a second date fuck considering I just met her 6 days ago. I think she's more classy, and it will take three dates.
She kisses with her mouth closed. That's really weird.