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#61
Just beat the little sucker to death.

2x4's work well or get one of those glue traps and put some peanut butter to lure him.
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#62
and then eat his brains.
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#63
will i get mad mouse disease?
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#64
maybe - but it would be worth it. plus we'd finally know what mouse brains taste like!!
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#65
is this something you wonder daily?
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#66
weekly, actually - and whenever I see a Mickey Mouse cartoon.
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#67
I find it funny that glue traps are considered more humane than the old spring traps. At least with the spring trap, there was a good chance the fucker would die instantly. With glue traps, the fucker has to struggle (a futile effort) to get away before it dies.

BTW, you are a pussy for not just throwing the dead mouse in your trash bin. Dead mice hardly ever put up a fight.
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#68
the janitors have to get paid to do something
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#69
The old snap traps smell really bad though...and mouse guts never look good on the kitchen floor...
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#70
it was totally awesome when i caught a mouse
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#71
did you post pictures?
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#72
i do not own a camera
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#73
Then scan the corpse. I want proof!
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#74
shut up
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#75
My brother once trapped a mouse behind his bed and then shot it execution style with a BB gun.
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#76
no mouse was caught Sad
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#77
Wanna see a mouse that had his brains smashed in with a crowbar? No? Too bad.

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He deserved it. He looked at me funny.
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#78
Quote:He looked at me funny.
The bastard!
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#79
I wonder what body part that is lying next to him.
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#80
that's the liver.
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