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Just beat the little sucker to death.
2x4's work well or get one of those glue traps and put some peanut butter to lure him.
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will i get mad mouse disease?
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maybe - but it would be worth it. plus we'd finally know what mouse brains taste like!!
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is this something you wonder daily?
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weekly, actually - and whenever I see a Mickey Mouse cartoon.
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I find it funny that glue traps are considered more humane than the old spring traps. At least with the spring trap, there was a good chance the fucker would die instantly. With glue traps, the fucker has to struggle (a futile effort) to get away before it dies.
BTW, you are a pussy for not just throwing the dead mouse in your trash bin. Dead mice hardly ever put up a fight.
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the janitors have to get paid to do something
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The old snap traps smell really bad though...and mouse guts never look good on the kitchen floor...
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it was totally awesome when i caught a mouse
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did you post pictures?
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i do not own a camera
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Then scan the corpse. I want proof!
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shut up
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My brother once trapped a mouse behind his bed and then shot it execution style with a BB gun.
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I wonder what body part that is lying next to him.