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Quote:The look in your eyes as you ask "aren't you done yet?"
I don't want to reveal my true desire! I feel I am being pushed to take on my true form, the Preying Mantis. Tonight when you drop by the trailer, after Snuka has left for the Rat Hunt, I will sumbit to your awkward and juvenile groping one more time, then I WILL HARNESS THE POWER OF THE PEN!!!
I will bite off your head and scoop out your entrails. The night will be a drunken feast! I will imbibe gasoline & moonshine, shoot fireworks into the neighbors yard & string your intestines around the room to dry & cure. I plan to weave them into a hat and wear your Shit Tunnel of Love on my head.
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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Ladi,
Must you rob me of my dignity in front of the whole board,
I know you have taken solace in the arms of other lovers,
Lord knows the trips to the clinic and the gallons of penicilin I have endured because of your trasgressions. But must everyone know I am the cuckold you have turned me into...
Is not the misery of sharing a bed with you enough,
without these threats of a merciful end to my suffering.
Please return to me my love,
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i once took a shit in central park. It was quite relieving. I was holding it in for hours but I finally had to let it go.....much like you two dweebs should let this lovey dovey shit go....you'll feel much better afterwards. trust me.
Have a great day!
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grumpy I haven't felt this way since the first night I met Wilbur and he :fart: on my head. I thought my skin was going to peel off, and the hyperventilating gave me such a high I thought the world could end & I wouldn't care. Please don't take away my Pen like you keep me The Wilbur!
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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Ladi, you two timing bitch,
time to make a choice the pig or the pen.
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How about the Pigpen? {:o}
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babe, that's what I call my crib.
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I do wanna be hipping with ya....:fucking:
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Ladi, please forgive me for that moment of weakness,
that Jezebel turned me from the sweet torment that is my love for you.