Poll: Oral
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I enjoy doing it
100.00%
38 100.00%
I do it cause I have to
0%
0 0%
No thanks, I don't do that
0%
0 0%
I'm a loser virgin
0%
0 0%
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Oral
#81
Quote:ah...memories....
I was thinking the same thing. :lol:
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#82
Quote:For the most part, Heeb women don't give oral.....strike two for me

poor you
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#83
Quote:I'm a loser virgin....however the girl I'm involved with now is also and we're experimenting with each other and she said she wouldn't be opposed to me going down on her, but she wanted to shave first...so I'm going to give it a try in a few days or so....I'll let you guys know how it goes...

I would so pay top dollar for ringside seats for this. The comedic value of watching this would be priceless. :rofl:

Are you going to take a "How to Manual" with you 2 tired? Are you both watching training films before the big night? How many time outs will each of you get?

Enjoy yourself little one. Remember to tell her that "blow job" is a figurative statement. I'd hate to see you flying around bouncing off the walls when she stops blowing. :lol:
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#84
Quote:Enjoy yourself little one. Remember to tell her that "blow job" is a figurative statement. I'd hate to see you flying around bouncing off the walls when she stops blowing.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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#85
Quote:I would so pay top dollar for ringside seats for this. The comedic value of watching this would be priceless.
That's just mean. :disappointed:
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#86
awww come on, we can throw popcorn & yell directions
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#87
Okay, okay...but only if I can have some raisinets.
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#88
ooo yeah, they are solid, so if they make a mistake we can throw them hard
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#89
:rofl:
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#90
Quote:awww come on, we can throw popcorn & yell directions

Could be like going to the Rocky Horror Picture Show :thumbs-up:
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#91
Awww...you guys are cruel. :-(
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#92
This is news to you? :clueless:
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#93
we've been giving plenty of advice :-D

- Get drunk & aim for the middle :thumbs-up:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

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#94
One tip for you TTB, practice your alphabet! :thumbs-up:
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#95
Quote:One tip for you TTB, practice your alphabet!

One from the late, great Kinison, no? :rofl:
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#96
I don't get the alphabet thing...you might have to explain it a little more...

Oh and I did it... :bouncer:
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#97
So how was it?
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#98
How did she taste?
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#99
Like the other 1/2 Tomato Boy.
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Quote:Like the other 1/2 Tomato Boy.
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