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Metalfan Wrote:Your mother was a hamster and your father stank of elderberry wine
:bouncer: Is that what you consider teh funney? I'm laughing but not with you.
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GonzoStyle Wrote:Metalfan Wrote:Your mother was a hamster and your father stank of elderberry wine
:bouncer: Is that what you consider teh funney? I'm laughing but not with you. ........like Monty Python much?
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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Hey Ladi Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:Metalfan Wrote:Your mother was a hamster and your father stank of elderberry wine
:bouncer: Is that what you consider teh funney? I'm laughing but not with you. ........like Monty Python much? I hate monty python, sorry I don't see it. Life Of, ok but the rest I just do not see it. I'd still fuck and ravage you like AIDS through my immune system.
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GonzoStyle Wrote:I hate monty python, sorry I don't see it. Life Of, ok but the rest I just do not see it. ::gasp:: the horror!!! :angry: :punch:
oh well, I like em :thumbs-up:
How about spam eggs spam bacon & spam, that's not got much spam in it!
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
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Hey Ladi Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:I hate monty python, sorry I don't see it. Life Of, ok but the rest I just do not see it. ::gasp:: the horror!!! :angry: :punch:
oh well, I like em :thumbs-up:
How about spam eggs spam bacon & spam, that's not got much spam in it! How about I fuck your tuna box with my own mystery meat?
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Monty Python
MEDICAL LOVE SONG
Inflammation of the foreskin
Reminds me of your smile
I've had balanital chancroids
For quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU
That lovely night in June
I ache for you, my darling,
And I hope you'll get well soon
My penile warts, your herpes,
My syphilitic sore,
Your monilial infection
How I miss you more and more
Your dobies itch my scrum-pox
Ah, lovely gonorrhea
At least we both were lying
When we said that we were clear
Our syphilitic kisses
Sealed the secret of our tryst.
You gave me scrotal pustules
With a quick flick of your wrist.
Your trichovaginitis
Sent shivers down my spine,
I got snail tracks in my anus
When your spirochetes met mine!
Gonococcal urethritis
Streptococcal balanitis
Meningomyelitis
Diplococcal catholitis
Epidydimitis
Interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic coronitis
And anterior ureitis
My clapped-out genitalia
Is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure
Every time I try to pee
My doctor says my buboes
Are the worst he's ever seen.
My scrotum's painted orange
And my balls are turning green
My heart is very tender
Though my parts are awful raw
You might have been infected
But you never were a bore
I'm dying from your love, my love,
I'm your spirochetal clown
I've left my body to science,
But I'm afraid they've turned it down
Gonococcal urethritis
Streptococcal balanitis
Meningomyelitis
Diplococcal catholitis
Epidydimitis
Interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic coronitis
And anterior ureitis.
Edited By Hey Ladi on Mar. 15 2002 at 3:41
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I CUM BLOOD
Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole
Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tonguing her rotted anus
I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more
I came blood inside of her
choking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
Violent, climax Serging serum on my skin
Back from the dead
I am resurrected to spew, putrefaction
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[Homer drooling]Ghhhhhhhh....spppppppppppaaaaaaaaammmmmmmm[/Homer drooling]
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DGW Wrote:[Homer drooling]Ghhhhhhhh....spppppppppppaaaaaaaaammmmmmmm[/Homer drooling] You want some of this mystery meat baby?
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The only mystery about your meat, is where it hasn't been. Shit, your spaminator has been into every slit eyed Vietnam slut around, male and female. :poison:
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I don't care what any of you say.
I'm not happy until Jeff gets let in. :fuggin: :roflmao:
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This place is right up JustJon's alley.
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Keyser Soze Wrote:This place is right up JustJon's alley. No fucking pink shirts in here dammit!!!
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<center>Special thanks to a certain file server for obliterating my pics......assholes!</center>
<center>What the fuck are YOU looking at?</center>
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it just never stops! invasion
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Metalfan Wrote:Keyser Soze Wrote:This place is right up JustJon's alley. No fucking pink shirts in here dammit!!!
:punch: too late, lent's already here :clueless:
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ohhhhh torture me... i think im gonn like this place!! :burnfucker:
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I'm gonna like having Clare around here.
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CrazyClare Wrote:ohhhhh torture me... i think im gonn like this place!! :burnfucker: Shut up & get in the box!  pits:
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hey Clare - How fuckin long are you gonna last around here? It seems everytime one of the retards from rf come in, they run with their tails up their asses for their mommies and cower in fear. It'll be interesting to see how much abuse you can take.
HEY SNUKA - FRESH MEAT! We got us a new skank to rape and abuse while we wait for the goats to get back. Have at her big guy. I'll let you get first dibs.
Have a great day!
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Grumpy Wrote:hey Clare - How fuckin long are you gonna last around here? It seems everytime one of the retards from rf come in, they run with their tails up their asses for their mommies and cower in fear. It'll be interesting to see how much abuse you can take.
HEY SNUKA - FRESH MEAT! We got us a new skank to rape and abuse while we wait for the goats to get back. Have at her big guy. I'll let you get first dibs. Grumpy this is one RF'er that actually enjoys the abuse.
The harder you dish it out, the more pleasure she will be eliciting.
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