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#81
04-27-2004, 05:24 AM
do parents actually still give sex talks, or did that go away with polio?
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#82
04-27-2004, 05:26 AM
I never had a sex talk. My mom just said something about lambskin condoms. I forget whether she said that I should or shouldn't use them. I think since I've never heard of them, that she said that I shouldn't.
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#83
04-27-2004, 05:28 AM
i've never had "the talk". my mom just told me that if i ever needed to talk to her about anything i should know that i could. that was about it.
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#84
04-27-2004, 05:29 AM
Has she seen your tits?
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#85
04-27-2004, 05:30 AM
I've never talked to my parents about anything remotely sex related, besides arguing with my mom who thinks faggots will go to hell.
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#86
04-27-2004, 05:37 AM
she thinks you're going to hell



someone was going to say it
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#87
04-27-2004, 05:38 AM
well she does, being that i haven't found jesus yet
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#88
04-27-2004, 05:41 AM
Tell her when Jesus finds you a vagina, then you'll talk.
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#89
04-27-2004, 05:41 AM
IrishAlkey Wrote:Has she seen your tits?
you have issues
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#90
04-27-2004, 05:42 AM
I had a sex talk when I was 4 and then I forgot where babies came from. I thought it was orally.
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#91
04-27-2004, 05:42 AM
IrishAlkey Wrote:Tell her when Jesus finds you a vagina, then you'll talk.
amazing
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#92
04-27-2004, 05:43 AM
is that why you're afraid to swallow?
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#93
04-27-2004, 05:46 AM
I think I mentioned this here before but I came to the conclusion that the man put his finger in the woman's vagina and the white part of the fingernail melted and turned into the sperm.

I was a prodigy.
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#94
04-27-2004, 05:48 AM
drusilla Wrote:is that why you're afraid to swallow?
Nah I only swallow for the ones I love
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#95
04-27-2004, 05:55 AM
If semen tastes anywhere near as bad as it smells I wouldn't expect anyone on the planet to taste it.
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#96
04-27-2004, 05:56 AM
Thanks for admitting you're filthy and have an infection.
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#97
04-27-2004, 06:03 AM
but I already said that I was still a virgin.
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#98
04-27-2004, 06:04 AM
And stop cumming on your nose.
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#99
04-27-2004, 06:13 AM
okay. that's just gross.
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#100
04-27-2004, 03:13 PM
The first time i got head i was 14, and it was the girls first time doing it, so she made me put a pillow over my face because she was too emabarrased to have me see. So i lay there like a retard with a pillow over my face.
But i was still getting head, so it was cool.
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