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IkeaBoy Wrote:Quote:Quote:oh poor ikea..please stay! :bouncer:
why did you have to say that?he'll never go away.he's the fucking herpes of message boards but if you take the right pills you can live a full happy life like bike riding and kickboxing.
speaking of which, who would agree to do that commercial?i, for one, would NEVER have sex with somebody from a herpes commercial
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fbdlingfrg Wrote:Quote:Quote:Quote:oh poor ikea..please stay! :bouncer:
why did you have to say that?he'll never go away.he's the fucking herpes of message boards but if you take the right pills you can live a full happy life like bike riding and kickboxing.
speaking of which, who would agree to do that commercial?i, for one, would NEVER have sex with somebody from a herpes commercial
no matter how hot the chick or how good her medication is at hiding it, you just know that you'll wake up with your dick looking like a 16 year old face
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Would you guys stop ruining our fantasy with herpes? Neither myself no VG want any of your stray crotch crickets jumping up and making a new home on us. So take it the hell outta here!
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IkeaBoy Wrote:Quote:Quote:Quote:Quote:oh poor ikea..please stay! :bouncer:
why did you have to say that?he'll never go away.he's the fucking herpes of message boards but if you take the right pills you can live a full happy life like bike riding and kickboxing.
speaking of which, who would agree to do that commercial?i, for one, would NEVER have sex with somebody from a herpes commercial
no matter how hot the chick or how good her medication is at hiding it, you just know that you'll wake up with your dick looking like a 16 year old face
you do know they're actors right? i mean, they probably don't really have herpes. although i think i'd still have to get paid a hellalot of money to do a commercial like that.
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Quote:you do know they're actors right? i mean, they probably don't really have herpes. although i think i'd still have to get paid a hellalot of money to do a commercial like that.
Forget the Herpes commercials...
Those damn "I'm a statistic" ones about genital warts...
Goddamn they get me soooooo fucking hot!!!
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God maynard, do you have any idea how long it took me to get through this thread with those pics you posted?
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now to find a volunteer... :fuggin:  atan:
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How dare you bury this thread cockmaster!
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Quote:![[Image: sleeve2.GIF]](http://www.stormyleather.net/p_t/sleeve2.GIF) ![[Image: sleeve1.GIF]](http://www.stormyleather.net/p_t/sleeve1.GIF)
now to find a volunteer... :fuggin: atan:
*moans* I'd love a chick in that so much, it's like a straitjacket which plays into both my insane and bondage turn ons. and for those who get it "sometimes my arms bend back"
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IkeaBoy Wrote:*moans* I'd love a chick in that so much, it's like a straitjacket which plays into both my insane and bondage turn ons. and for those who get it "sometimes my arms bend back" take me now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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GonzoStyle Wrote:Quote:*moans* I'd love a chick in that so much, it's like a straitjacket which plays into both my insane and bondage turn ons. and for those who get it "sometimes my arms bend back"
take me now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I?
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Maynard Wrote:Quote:Quote:*moans* I'd love a chick in that so much, it's like a straitjacket which plays into both my insane and bondage turn ons. and for those who get it "sometimes my arms bend back"
take me now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I?
Sure since Ikea is a no show like always, I settle for second best.
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GonzoStyle Wrote:Quote:Quote:Quote:*moans* I'd love a chick in that so much, it's like a straitjacket which plays into both my insane and bondage turn ons. and for those who get it "sometimes my arms bend back"
take me now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I?
Sure since Ikea is a no show like always, I settle for second best.
hey i'll come, who'll be the one in the leather restraint thingy?
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FNMoron Wrote:![[Image: sleeve2.GIF]](http://www.stormyleather.net/p_t/sleeve2.GIF) ![[Image: sleeve1.GIF]](http://www.stormyleather.net/p_t/sleeve1.GIF)
now to find a volunteer... :fuggin: atan: ::Raises hand as high as it could possibly go::
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Oh and I have also had these fantasies of having crazy sex with a 40something married man, and totally ravaging a 17 year old virgin boy.
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Rape Fantasizer Wrote:Quote:and totally ravaging a 17 year old virgin boy. too old, cursed
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Rape Fantasizer Wrote:Oh and I have also had these fantasies of having crazy sex with a 40something married man, and totally ravaging a 17 year old virgin boy. rape, you think you'll still be arounbd next year?i can help you with the 17 year old boy one then
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fbdlingfrg Wrote:Quote:Oh and I have also had these fantasies of having crazy sex with a 40something married man, and totally ravaging a 17 year old virgin boy.
rape, you think you'll still be arounbd next year?i can help you with the 17 year old boy one then Of course, but only if you'll still be a virgin.
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Well...
My prison fantasy was much less painful in my mind...
Quote:Oh and I have also had these fantasies of having crazy sex with a 40something married man...
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Awww, you guys are so nice that you're willing to help out a girl with her fantasies. :moonie:
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