2003 MTV Video Music Awards

[Keyser Soze]

if im the jersey guido, how am i reading this or writing this for that matter without the assistance of any homosexuals?

[Mad]

Because you're half a fag that's how.

[The Jays]

if im the jersey guido, how am i reading this or writing this for that matter without the assistance of any homosexuals?

hey, whatevers going on in your home or underneath your desk, thats your business.

[GonzoStyle]

when chris rock described Justin Timerblakes punk'd episode, I thought of Jays.

[fbd]

are there any pics of the madonna and christina kiss? i havent seen any

[Mad]

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[GonzoStyle]

my boy's a little horndog, how cute.

[Teenweek]

I missed this, when did this happen.

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[GonzoStyle]

that one takes the cake.

[Teenweek]

it was a fake but looks real to me. that is the one everyone wanted to see.

[Mad]

So did I. Think it happened when they panned to Justin while Britney was tongue wrestling with Madonna mother of all shanks.

[JimmyBlueEyes]

metallica has 2-4 albums of kick ass music at there disposal to play...so what do they do? Covers of other songs??

In Metallicas live show, they do this shit a lot. They'll play riffs from other songs. I have a clip laying around of them doing the Charlie Brown theme song. Besides, some of their earliest tunes were covers, Ex Am I Evil?? Blitzkrieg. There's two right there. I didn't even watch them, I was more interested in the Mets game after the Madonna/Britney/Christina thing. Place yer bets folks, how long before Playboy for Britney and/or Christina??

[HollywoodJewMoses]

Place yer bets folks, how long before Playboy for Britney and/or Christina??

...

[Danked]

We're so close...

You should be more excited.

[diceisgod]

I look more forward to seeing those pigs on Rotton.com.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

what?

[Goatweed]

when they die - I get it.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

oh. now i get it.

still not laughing.

[Goatweed]

me neither.

[diceisgod]

Me neither. I'm not joking.