YOU GOTTA BELIEVE

[Galt]

Keyser, shouldn't you be referring to the Mets as "we" and not "they" as most other insanely fanatical fans do?

[Keyser Soze]

no, and if you catch me doing it please slap me.

[Galt]

You did refer to the Yankees as "you". That's pretty close

[Keyser Soze]

i slipped.

[Galt]

I'm starting to wonder if you ever did tag that redhead. Chicks that hot don't normally mate with men who talk in such a manner about sports teams

[Keyser Soze]

you make it sound like we spent months together. it was a one night stand.

i know the type of guy you're talking about, i was surrounded by them at the Mets game on Sunday. i'm not as vocally fanatical unless the topic of conversation comes up. i think my girlfriend is pretty hot and she doesn't seem to mind. theres a fine line between being a fan and being a dork. you know it when you see it.

[Galt]

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Dork

<------- Fan

[Keyser Soze]

you win cool guy.

[Galt]

I figured the picture would help illustrate my point.

[Keyser Soze]

i concede your superior coolness. i now walk away in dorky defeat.

[Goatweed]

don't forget your scorecard & game program

[Galt]

Keyser vacuum seals all his scorecards from every game since he hit puberty.

[Keyser Soze]

i do not keep score!

[Goatweed]

I bet he keeps the mini-pencils, too - loaded with bitemarks!

[Galt]

Is your tattoo the team logo, or the insignia from the hat?

[Galt]

i completely agree. leiter, glavine and trax have been outstanding. the bullpen has been inconsistent. in a pipe dream we get beltran.

no, and if you catch me doing it please slap me.

[Goatweed]

Keyser has a Mr. Met outfit tucked waaaaaaaaaaaaaay in the back of his closet.

[Keyser Soze]

stop looking at me swan!!!

[Galt]

conditioner is better

[Keyser Soze]

ouch, the tigers!