Chat Ver 1

[virgingrrl]

i have some orange soda. want some?

[IrishAlkey]

From your cooter?

Sure!

[virgingrrl]

like a sideways duck bill...quack quack.

[IrishAlkey]

If you ever quacked while I was going down on you, I'd unload all over myself.

[virgingrrl]

quack quack.

[IrishAlkey]

My tongue ain't that long.

[virgingrrl]

as long as you know how to use it is all that matters.

[IrishAlkey]

I can't prove it.

[Arpikarhu]

I can't prove it.

taliban-stan could

[Luna]

taliban-stan could

hey.....taliban stan is the man

[drusilla]

alkey's such a slut

[IrishAlkey]

Want some? :firebounce:

[GonzoStyle]

Wow, I'm sick of doubt
Live in the light of certain
South

Cruel bindings
The servants have power
dog-men & their mean women
pulling poor blankets over
our sailors
(& where were you in our
lean hour)
Milking your moustache?
or grinding a flower?
I'm sick of dour faces
Staring at me from the T.V.
Tower. I want roses in
my garden bower; dig?
must now replace aborted
Strangers in the mud
These mutants, blood-meal
for the plant thats plowed

They are waiting to take us into the severed garden
Do you know how pale & wanton thrillfull comes death
on a strange hour, unannounced, unplanned for
like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all & gives us wings
where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws

No more money, no more fancy dress
This other Kingdom seems by far the best
until its other jaw reveals incest
& loose obedience to a vegetable law

I will not go
Prefer a Feast of Friends
To the Giant family

-Jim Morrison

[GonzoStyle]

like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed

That'd make a great new status for alkey on the doors board.

[Metalfan]

great....it has opened the door to Hell.....just great :disappointed:

who the fuck ordered the snow and ice anyway?



Edited By Metalfan on 1041599261

[snowballschanceinhell]

You know not to make a sales pitch here but There is a bmr release.. Backstage and Dangerous. It's something Jim DID NOT want to do and you know it. It was recorded at the same venue they did two shows at that were recorded. The manager wanted the Doors to do this recording to fill in anything that did not come out right on those two nights. Jim made sure a lot of it could not be used. You guys would love it.

Does a verison of Gloria that kicks ass. very nasty. And Pootangblues. lmfao.. My boss borrowed my truck and the disc was in the cd player. When he came back he said what the fuck you listening to. Yet he did not turn it off. A week later he was singing the words still.. I want to lie in the grass dream about some pussy and some good old rock and roll. (twase')

[Metalfan]

christ...make it stop!

[snowballschanceinhell]

IT does not know the meaning of the word STOP

[Maynard]

Petal....watch IT, or IT will get youuuuuuu!

[Metalfan]

It has a limited vocabulary? Is that what you are stating?

Maymay...shouldn't you be busy re-growing your beard or something? :poke: