July 18th Poker Party Check In - If you are going please sign-in.

[diceisgod]

I can't wait to read about all the fist fights after this one.

[Galt]

The story of Gonzo sitting on the curb outside head on his knees sobbing uncontrollably is going to be the anecdote of the year.

[diceisgod]

Best thing to do at these parties is to grab a complete stranger and try to finger her through her pants.

[sweetandinnocent]

I'm a complete stranger to most of you!!! :banana:

[The Sleeper]

i know who you are

[Suzie]

then you don't get to finger her!!
(oh damn, I know her too. umm.....pretend we never met! ;-) )

[sweetandinnocent]

but sleeper, i don't know you!!!! ;-)

suzie who???? :2:

[Galt]

I don't care who you are. Does that count?

[Goatweed]

SAI, do you like karoke?

[Ken'sPen]

I want a Spider man DVD,
everyone to listen to me sing Suspicious Minds on Kareoke,
and
to spank Suzie's naked ass.......

with a possible finger poke on this new chick provided she's not a skank dog,

these are my demands.

[Suzie]

maybe
yes
no
and she's all mine

[Jack]

I'm down yo.

[LyricalGomez]

I want to play music critic

[Arpikarhu]

i am quite happy that my little comment about the party created such a stir. your angst and hand wringing was delicious!

alright I just cancelled the fucking Karoke, you all can suck my ass
happy fucking birthday to me.

though this little comment proves that i was correct all along.

[GonzoStyle]

The story of Gonzo sitting on the curb outside head on his knees sobbing uncontrollably is going to be the anecdote of the year.

This is why Galt is a comedy icon.

[Arpikarhu]

or used to be at least

[GonzoStyle]

Plus I wasn't sayin everyone needs to get along but that everyone can put their shit aside and just show up, I don't expect people to become pals.

Zippy Aidsface hates me but doesn't mean I gotta talk to him.

[Arpikarhu]

why you gots to be like dat?

[GonzoStyle]

You the one trifelin on me.

[Arpikarhu]

dat be cold. dont be frontin wit me homes.