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::wake up::
::keeps eyes closed so grumpy thinks im still knocked out::
::picks up knife::
:  tabs snuka, grumpy, DGW, and makes Ladi lick the floor before stabbing her too::
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Ok..... look here little angel.... this has gone on all day.... you're trying to steal my snuka, getting frisky with the gw, and trying to kill us all..... and as tasty as that floor was... I'm going to have to do something with you :burnfucker:
::lasso's Angel and hog ties her::
::gives her a little wash in the chum pool::
::drags her across the room coating her in broken glass, bits of bone, pig feces, and old rubber gloves::
::wraps her up in brown paper & marks Express to adu Dabi::
::puts the package outside the door:: 
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Hey Ladi Wrote:::lasso's Angel and hog ties her::
::gives her a little wash in the chum pool::
::drags her across the room coating her in broken glass, bits of bone, pig feces, and old rubber gloves::
::wraps her up in brown paper & marks Express to adu Dabi::
::puts the package outside the door:: why must i always get thrown in the chum pool??
NO NO dont leave me out here i dont want to get sent away
someone save meeeeeeeeee
get me outa here!!
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::looks down at the package at the door::
::kicks it a few times to figure out what in it::
::here's moaning::
::checks the address and sees AbuDahbi written on the send to address::
::crosses it out and puts "KAMDAHAR, AFGHANISTAN" instead.::
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i heard noises, whats going on
its dark in here
im scared
where am i going??
::hits head against side of box::
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First someone wastes my juice...Then I get hit with a louisville slugger, and then I get fucking stabbed.
Glad I carry my sniper rifle
By Grump uicide:
By Snuka :dead:
This will have to do for Ladi :fucking:
Do you folks have the proper posatge on this package?
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DGW Wrote:Do you folks have the proper posatge on this package? YES THEY FORGOT POSTAGE BWAHHAHAHA
DGW get me outa here
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::takes out a $30 stamp, licks it and puts it on the box::
::puts the box on the US Postal Truck::
damn,,,,,that must have been one of Spit's stamps. I don't feel so good. Why is everything so bright and shiney? wow, these colors are awesome.
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hey heeeey what why am i moving
ouch
::tries to make hole in bos to see where i am::
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: tops the truck::
::takes the box out::L
::puts steel reinforcement around the box to protect it from getting damaged on the long trip::
::puts box back on the truck::
: its back down and goes back to listening to his big toe tell him the time it fought in WWII with the japs::
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::tries to hit head against box as hard as i can::
CLANG
OUUUCH
::passes out::
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Grumpy's foot can't reach the brake.......truck crashes into wall...Box flies out of truck and opens dropping Naughty into the chum pool.....Grumpy's big toe has taken major trauma and is in need of major medical attention.... though his toe looks bad Grumpy feels no pain as he watches everything melt before his eyes
Anyone have a cigar cutter? ...I think there's only one thing you can do with that toe.
And can someone get Naughty a towel?
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why the hell am i always falling into the chum pool, it just isnt fair
::gets knife and starts running at grumpy with it::
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NaughtyAngel Wrote:why the hell am i always falling into the chum pool, it just isnt fair
::gets knife and starts running at grumpy with it:: ::Angel slips in the chum dripping off her head & lands in a pile of Wilber dung instead:: :0
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: neaks up behind Ladi while she is laughing...pushes her into pile and watches her open mouth fill with chum and shit::
Happy Valentine's Day....LOL
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:loveya:
thanks metal
::gets up and throws shit at ladi::
::knocks her in the head with a piece of the metal box grumpy had me in::
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Happy Halloween!
I'll perform a trick if one of the ladies gives me a treat.
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: macks DGW with the metal box for trying to get off topic again::
eph:
:: slashes him with seph's ninja swords::
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NaughtyAngel Wrote::loveya:
thanks metal Are you high? I did that cuz its teh funney, not cuz she did that to you....damn
::picks amy up and tombstones her into the chum pool::
Sheesh, women get too sentimental on Valentine's Day...that oughta teach ya!
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Hmm, the dung is sticking in my throat.... I need something to wash it down....
::drinks GW's blood as it pours out of his neck:: :drool:
:thumbs-up: ahh, better ::wipes mouth on sleeve::
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