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Vibrators - And other various sex toys...
#21
yeah and if anyone is an authority on this, its gonna be a cunt-twat.



Edited By Keyser Soze on April 26 2002 at 12:05
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#22
tee hee keyser singing suck my kiss
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#23
Vibes make sex a whole lotta fun, it livens things up....like when you're fucking doggy-style, sure you can do the old reach-around with the hand, but wouldn't bringing a vibe in the mix lead to a more explosive o?

Keyser, does a piece of vibrating plastic make you feel insecure?



Edited By Spitfire on April 26 2002 at 12:11
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#24
Quote:yeah and if anyone is an authority on this, its gonna be a cunt-twat.
but of course!!! :blow:
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#25
Quote:Keyser, does a pice of vibrating plastic make you feel insecure?

::High Fives, Spit::
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#26
spit, why would it make me feel insecure? you can't compare a piece of plastic to a warm bodied partner. i like the doggy idea though, that might change my mind on the matter.

my point is really not to overuse it, thats all.
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#27
Keyser is afraid the plastic has more personality.
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#28
personality, yes. sexual performance, no.
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#29
Quote:Keyser is afraid the plastic has more personality.
Another home run from Ken.
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#30
He's using a corked bat.
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#31
Forget the vag vibrator. Go for vibrating anal beads. Fun for you AND for him. It's a thin wall between the front and back door, so he'll feel the vibe too when he goes in the front door.
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#32
Quote:He's using a corked bat
thank you omar vizquel
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#33
It's not corked,
just excessive Pine Tar.
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#34
Quote:Forget the vag vibrator. Go for vibrating anal beads. Fun for you AND for him. It's a thin wall between the front and back door, so he'll feel the vibe too when he goes in the front door.

Wow, gotta check that out.
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#35
Quote:It's not corked,
just excessive Pine Tar.
thank you george brett
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#36
Quote:Go for vibrating anal beads. It's a thin wall between the front and back door

:bouncer: Don't forget, you can hit the g-spot through anal, too...those may work real good
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#37
Unfortunately, Keyser, there may come a day when you meet up with a nut that's really hard to crack...
No matter how long you lick and prod, no go...
Trust me...
I know what I'm doing...
Some just need that little extra to get them over the edge...
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#38
vibrators :crackhead: they scare me.
id much rather use my hands.
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#39
Quote:id much rather use my hands.
But you told me you like to use MY hands. :confused:
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#40
stalker
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