So what are we doing tonight, brain? - Guide to joining the forces of darkness

[Spitfire]

So you've decided to be evil

This site rules! Try your own plans for whatever evil task you want to employ...

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?


Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of supernatural creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.


Stage Three
Finally, you will activate your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that\'s really metal. This will all be done from a Island of Mu, an excellent choice if we might say.

These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Darksites

[Keyser Soze]

<--- Rockstar in training

[Arpikarhu]

pave the planet

[Hybrid]

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It\'s my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?


Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of Fort Knox. This will cause countless hordes of robot warriors to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with rage, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.


Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about the apocalypse. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say.

These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[Skitchr4u]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you will contaminate/poison the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.


Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say.

These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[PollyannaFlower46]

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?


Stage Two
Next, you will destroy the Eiffel Tower. This will cause countless hordes of cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.


Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your plague of doom, bringing about horrors beyond man\'s comprehension. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say.

These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[fbd]

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you will desecrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of mutant race to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.


Stage Three
Finally, you will demonstrate your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about something that\'s really metal. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say.

These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[Luna]

Mwahahahahahaaaa..........

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a wall street executive. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you will contaminate/poison the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of supernatural creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three
Finally, you will activate your plague of doom, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say.

These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[Hybrid]

Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

nice choice fbd :-D

[IkeaBoy]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you will contaminate/poison United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of supernatural creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.


Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say.

These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[Sluggo]

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a young helpless child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?


Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of mean english teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with dear god no, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.


Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your plague of doom, bringing about an end to sanity. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say.

These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[Hey Ladi]

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a town mascot. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you will steal that Opera House in Sydney. This will cause countless hordes of the undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.


Stage Three
Finally, you will covertly move your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about something that's really metal. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say.

These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[LZMF1]

ladi and PAF46, i dunno about you guys but i'm getting drunk and hopping into the hot tub tonight!!!!

[NaughtyAngel]

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a wall street executive. This will cause the world to choke on their food, frightened by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge New York. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.

[Arthur Dent]

Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Ania?

Now I have the Bunny Song stuck in my head.
damn websense won't let me go to the site. :fuckoff: :burnfucker:

[crx girl]

the link's sending me to the archive index, i can't find the evil plan :disappointed:

[Hey Ladi]

ladi and PAF46, i dunno about you guys but i'm getting drunk and hopping into the hot tub tonight!!!!

Your evil plan is working, I hate you already! :-p