5 things to do the day the world ends - Nuclear attack 'virtually a certainty'

[Keyser Soze]

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Gee, thanks for the heads up Warren. I'll be sure to make sure I move to somewhere east of Earth when this happens to go down since you've pretty much assured us that a nuclear holocaust is 'virtually a certainty' within the next 10 minutes to 50 years. Again, thanks for pinning it down to a nice happy time frame.

More importantly, what are the 5 things you want to make sure you do in the 24 hours you have before the world ends?

1. Call out of work.
2. Find Ashley Judd and make the most amazing love to her shes ever experienced, or ever will.
3. Fly to Hawaii with Ashley, i've always wanted to go there and hey, i'm short on time so I can't go tooooo far.
4. Find a nice spot on the beach to watch it all go down.
5. Repeat step 2.



Edited By Keyser Soze on May 06 2002 at 4:13

[OAS]

:fucking: :blow: :fucking: :blow: get wasted, not necessarily in any order.
Seriously though, he is right.

[66-1020695387]

1.call my mom
2.call my dad
3.call my sister
4.call my best friend
5.go back to bed

[Skitchr4u]

is this a trick question?

[Spitfire]

I was just checking out that article...thanks for the heads up, tool :fuckoff:

No need for a "list". I just live for the moment, grab ever little piece of enjoyment from it I can...before it's too late...I just have to get off my ass and a get a new job, I guess that would be top on my list though...and move somewhere else...do some traveling

[Hey Ladi]

1. :fuggin:
2. :fucking:
3. :toast:
4. tell my family & friends I loved them :loveya:
5. repeat steps 1-3 till I pass out, repeat again upon waking



Edited By Hey Ladi on May 06 2002 at 4:31

[Maynard]

1. Get :fuggin: and bang everyone that's within 500 meters of me.
2. Kill Ken
3. Kill k1d
4. Kill Keyser
5. Get :fuggin: and bang everyone that's within 100 meters of me.

[OAS]

Only Maynard would take time from :fucking: to kill people that are going to die anyways.

[Maynard]

Only Maynard would take time from :fucking: to kill people that are going to die anyways.

Yes, but it would be oh so enjoyable. :-D

[Lord Magus]

Hey Ant,
Replace "Ashley Judd" with Drew Barrimore or Kirsten Dunst, and you've got my day planned.

[Keyser Soze]

To each his own. I thought Drew was hotter back in her "Poison Ivy" days and Dunst does nothing for me.

But again, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I prefer Ashley as a brunette and Charlize as a blonde. Go figure.



Edited By Keyser Soze on May 06 2002 at 4:50

[Hey Ladi]

Charlize as a blonde

mmm from 2 Days in the Valley! Especially the scene in the Hotel, with the ripping of the nightie thing.. :hail:

[Galt]

Buffett is just trying to scare everyone into selling their stocks, so he can buyy low.

[IkeaBoy]

I'm not a big fan of Barrymore though think DUnst is hot. And since when did the guy who wrote Margartiaville become Politically Expert?



Edited By IkeaBoy on May 06 2002 at 5:47

[Maynard]

Kirsten in a wet shirt. :loveya:

[Ken'sPen]

Maynard am I #1 on your hate list, with a bullet?

[Kid Afrika]

This is easy...

1. Bang the hottest chick I can find (that can't run faster than me).
2. Steal the fastest car I can find.
3. Drive to Cali in record time.
4. Do donuts up and down Wilshire until the wheels fall off.
5. Go up to the hills and :fuggin: with Snoop Dogg.:-o



Edited By Kid Afrika on May 06 2002 at 6:07

[Jack]

<ul>
<li>Skydive
<li>Bunjie Jump
<li>Kick Bill Clinton in the nuts
<li>Fuck Britney Spears, Kirsten Dunst, and Torrie Wilson
<li>Push the button that launches the first rocket/missile
</ul>

Yep.. that about covers it.

[Galt]

Kirsten Dunst and Elisa Dusku are my dream pair. So you can understand why "Bring it on" never leaves my DVD player in my bedroom

[HedCold]

1. Call out of work.

why even bother doing that if the world is going to end?