What do you get...

[Ken'sPen]

"Mommy Mommy I don't want to play on the swing anymore."
"Shut up and keep playing before they cut the nigger down."

[DGW]

What's black and taps on glass?
A baby in the microwave

What's the worst part of sex with a 12 year old girl?
When she tell's you she has had better

What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
The taste