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#1
05-08-2002, 05:37 PM
Inspired by Sean's recent pondering of his vocations, I thought this might be an interesting attempt at a thread to see what you think would be the right fit for our grouping here.

For example:
Arpi- Professor of Pomposity at Pretentious U.



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05-08-2002, 05:38 PM
i love you ikea:loveya:
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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05-08-2002, 05:39 PM
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#4
05-08-2002, 05:39 PM
Ikea, what a wonderful idea this is. However your thread title confuses me a bit. Did you mean the perfect "profession"?

If so, I think you'd make a wonderful social worker. Maybe a guidance counsellor.
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05-08-2002, 05:40 PM
sleeper, your humor is a salve to all of lifes woes. thank you for sharing:loveya:
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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05-08-2002, 05:40 PM
Maynard - Bad Actor
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#7
05-08-2002, 05:42 PM
Quote:Did you mean the perfect "profession"?
Uh...whatever do you mean...?

And, in all honesty, I would work at a suicide prevention hotline for laughs.
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05-08-2002, 05:43 PM
Quote:sleeper, your humor is a salve to all of lifes woes. thank you for sharing
Fuck off Snobby McPretentious
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05-08-2002, 05:43 PM
I apolagize if you're misreading me Sleeper. I feel that the only way to completely get rid of any anger in my soul is to be a little happier than you may expect. It is not an act though. I'm just tired of my day to day sins against my fellow man.
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05-08-2002, 05:45 PM
It was funnier when Arpi did it.
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05-08-2002, 05:46 PM
I'm sorry you feel this way about me Sleeper. Arpi's original act ended after a few days. This is my new lifestyle. Please accept me for it.
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05-08-2002, 05:54 PM
Quote:Arpi's original act ended after a few days
i am sorry you thought it was an act. i just felt that people here were not ready for a true opening of feelings and i was embarrassed. All of the anger here has made me rethink my decision and i am going to let my true feelings show once again.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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05-08-2002, 06:02 PM
Well then I apolagize for doubting you Arpi. I'm glad that it wasn't an act. I'm much happier with you this way.
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05-08-2002, 06:18 PM
Amy: Farmer
Rape: Sex Therapist
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05-08-2002, 06:33 PM
* Sleeper- CEO of No Doze, once again sweet precious irony flowing from all the orifices of Aphrodite into the mouths of us mortals.
* Gonzo- pediatrician like the guy in Empty Nest.
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05-08-2002, 06:36 PM
Spit - Music Video Producer
Rape - Recreation Coordinator
Maymay - Ritas Italian Ice Counter Help
Grumpy - Disney Charachter (Duh)
Ken - Unemployed
Arpi - Unemployed
Metal - Unemployment Claim Processor
Ladi - Sex Slave
Ahlexus - Sex Slave
Luna - Sex Slave
CRX - Sex Slave
Cunt - Middle East Negotiator
Sluggo - Thug
OAS - Stallion
Amy - Welfare Recipient
Sean - Repo Man
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05-08-2002, 06:51 PM
Quote:Maymay - Ritas Italian Ice Counter Help
OAS - Stallion
Amy - Welfare Recipient
Sean - Repo Man

:rofl: :rofl: Just when I thought there was no saving the thread from the toothache twins.
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