Where have all the cowboys gone? - Questions part deux

[McBourbon]

Would terrify you if I told you they caught fire and burned like firewood and those little snakes your dad used to light on the Fourth of July to entertain you came squirting out of their ears?

[PollyannaFlower46]

Do you think you scared me?

[McBourbon]

Shall I dress as an Ewok and do permanent damage to your precious psyche?

[GonzoStyle]

Does GOD have ears?

[PollyannaFlower46]

If God had ears, do you really think he would let Britney Spears sing live?

[GonzoStyle]

What's wrong with Britney?

[PollyannaFlower46]

Did I say there was something wrong with her? Have you ever heard her sing without the studio dubbing? Didn't you notice it didn't sound as good?

[GonzoStyle]

Who actually listens to her songs?

[PollyannaFlower46]

You mean you don't find her lyrics deep?

Going to bed, anyone care to tuck me in or smother me with my pillow?

[GonzoStyle]

I wonder, who would fall asleep first while tucking you in?

[PollyannaFlower46]

Do you think it would be me?

[Sluggo]

Would It be ok if I rocked you to sleep, with rocks of moderate size?

[PollyannaFlower46]

Are you implying you want to stone me?!care:

[Ken'sPen]

Does that mean you want to STONER?
(i know still not teh funney!1! )

[PollyannaFlower46]

Why does Ken try so hard to be funny sometimes? Doesn't he know he's funnier when he's not trying?

[Ken'sPen]

Don't you know it's part of my charm?

[Sluggo]

Would I be showing my lack of intelligence if I say Kens last one made me laugh?

[PollyannaFlower46]

Does anyone want to come over and help me clean?

[Sluggo]

Are you crazy?

[PollyannaFlower46]

Did you really ever think for a moment that I was sane?