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Surreal experiences - Ever have any?
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05-16-2002, 02:36 AM
Anybody got a towel?
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<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee> </center> 
05-16-2002, 02:37 AM
head thrown back, soap washes down her body, over the wood floor, hands follow...
(I kept thinking the title of this thread said Sexual experiences)
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~> HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW! 
05-16-2002, 02:38 AM
look at you..... making me defile my own thread...... loving the handprint idea ladi. Ok Arpi, you've mentioned soap and shampoo 4367 times, we get the point ;-)
05-16-2002, 02:38 AM
she slowly massages her scalp with conditioner , her arms over her head, steam filling the room....
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
05-16-2002, 02:47 AM
is it time for the combing yet? :bouncer:
long plastic teeth make their way thru the wet locks, it falls down her back
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~> HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
05-16-2002, 02:50 AM
slowly she towels off, one leg on the tub, wet hair glistening in the evening light. water dripping off her body to create a warm soft pool on the floor.........
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods! 
05-16-2002, 02:53 AM
...then she puts on her gobby gooey facial night cream and slips into her pink fuzzy slippers. She then puts big curlers in her hair...........sexy, huh? :-D
05-16-2002, 02:54 AM
My God yes.
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<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee> </center>
05-16-2002, 02:56 AM
with gentle dabs she slowly rubs cream onto the artists masterpiece that is her face, she slides her delicate feet into the fuzzy slippers that.......fuck! the slippers killed it!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
05-16-2002, 02:56 AM
Quote:A pigeon pooped on me.Isn't that supposed to be good luck?
05-16-2002, 02:57 AM
Quote:fuck! the slippers killed it!:-D Mission accomplished! :-D
05-16-2002, 02:59 AM
Worked for me. :firebounce:
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<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee> </center>
05-16-2002, 03:01 AM
Quote:Worked for me.you get hard when she farts
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
05-16-2002, 03:04 AM
I'm ALWAYS hard.
Can't help it.
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<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee> </center> 
05-16-2002, 03:09 AM
Sluggo, your wooden leg doesn't actually count as you being "hard."
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05-16-2002, 03:14 AM
Ha.
Not to bring this back on topic... Slack, that was a great story... It would've been a very enjoyable day for me I know. I once had this family of ducks living in my swimming pool... I would go out and feed them every day... One day, I came out... And they were gone... I became so distraught, I had to start seeing this shrink... Oh...Wait...Nevermind.
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<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee> </center>
05-16-2002, 03:15 AM
Quote:I'm ALWAYS hard.You told me that was a roll of dimes! :crackhead:
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