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I am a loser and deserve abuse
#1
my girlfriend is working on the show hairspray and left today for 5 weeks to go to seattle for the out-of -town try-outs. I was all psyched for partying with the guys and general running around. instead i am sitting at home, drinking by myself because i am too sad and depressed to go out. i am a total loser and deserve to die. please abuse me.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#2
she's banging the director right now. just so you know.
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#3
I will not participate...
Only because it's what you want us to do.
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#4
Quote:I will not participate...
Only because it's what you want us to do.
this in itself is a form of abuse and i thank you for it.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#5
im bored. i'll reply.
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#6
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
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#7
drowning pool...... :crackhead:
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#8
So this is what it sounds like when the doves cry.
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#9
Quote:drowning pool......
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#10
Quote:my girlfriend is working on the show hairspray and left today for 5 weeks to go to seattle for the out-of -town try-outs. I was all psyched for partying with the guys and general running around. instead i am sitting at home, drinking by myself because i am too sad and depressed to go out. i am a total loser and deserve to die. please abuse me.
I'm shutting my phone off NOW! And keeping it off for the next 5 weeks.
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#12
Hey, most of those guys are gay anyhow. At least your odds of her cheating on you are slightly diminished.
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#13
Quote:At least your odds of her cheating on you are slightly diminished
not worried about that at all. i am just a lonely tool at the start of a long 5 weeks
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#14
You know without a moist vagina for 5 weeks, you're going to have to find new places to put your peter. Cantaloupes could quite possibly do the trick. A person could sexually gratify themselves all sorts of ways with everyday household items; if one were so inclined.
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#15
last time i did that i was pissing watermelon seeds for a month.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#16
ouch
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#17
Quote:last time i did that i was pissing watermelon seeds for a month.
Why were you pissing watermelon seeds after fucking a cantaloupe?
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#18
Quote:Why were you pissing watermelon seeds after fucking a cantaloupe?
ken is right about you
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#19
Quote:ken is right about you
Wow, you're fucking slow.
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#20
Quote:Wow, you're fucking slow
no, just pathetic
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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