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What lessons about life have you learned from the movies?
Alien - Long journeys are best when made with friends. Especially expendable friends.
The Godfather - Always have your change ready BEFORE getting to the toll booth.
The Breakfast Club - If you lock a bunch of people in a room long enough, they'll all share their feelings and become best friends.
Predator - If you use violence, the invisible guy above you will punish you.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space - Clowns are bad, 'mmmkay?
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2001 Space Odessy: Your computer does not like you
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HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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* Black people always die first.
* Guys who like to drink a lot always beat their girlfriends
* Businessmen are the most evil quasi-humans to ever walk the face of the earth.
* Praying helps.
* The geeky girl is actually really fucking hot and surprisingly enough, she likes me for me.
* Actors are the worst athletes.....ever (Summer Catch, Basketball Diaries, Youngblood, etc).
* Justice always prevails
* Retards offer a lot to society
* Your life is ruined 100% of the time you do any drug because you immediately get addicted.
* Good guys have better aim than bad guys.
* Lesbians are hot girly girls, and not fat disgusting pigs.
* The quarterback and the head cheerleader are always dating
* Everyone in college gets laid ALL THE TIME.
* The smartest and kindest people on the earth are the homeless.
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Jurassic Park 1 - Always pay your programmer very well.
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Scary Movie 2: Never watch a Waynes Brother flick
American Pie 2: Never close your eyes when a chick wants to give you a drink
Goodfellas: No matter what, don't buy your chick a fur coat
Die Hard: Foot fists on a rug relieves tension