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With all this talk about jobs lately. Jobs you want and jobs you hate. Unemployment and relocation. Well why not poke some fun at it and play with it.
Take any board member and pick the perfect job for them.
Ikeaboy would be the perfect candidate to be in the movie industry. Ikeas love of the cinema and knowlege is one... actually his only redeeming quality, since he doesn't put out. Who can't just picture ikea being the lighting guy on a prono set? I mean with the low quality and standards in porn you wouldn't need much excellence. Plus he'd always be able to say he is in the movie business and fufill his dream. Maybe make some extra money as a fluffer and get guys infection sticks nice and hard.
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we did this already. jesus, go away already
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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When?
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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arpi would make a good 4th grade teacher...the mean one that all the students hate
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Ladi would make a good dominatix. Oh wait, current jobs don't count. Nevermind.
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:burnfucker: shhh, OAS, or you're not going to get the hot wax next time
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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A cop, you get to kill darkies and get away with it.
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I think Gonzo would be a great Priest.
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Luna : Zookeeper
Sleeper : Lab rat for anti-drowsiness medication
Arpi : Lab rat for prozac
OAS : Is really Ponce Deleon, so he should go back to exploring.
Sluggo : Angry radio talkshow host.
Magus : Book reviewer for "Goth Times" magazine
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Perfect job, you say?
"There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for virgins to marry. (Now let's just think for a minute... Is there ANY
job anywhere else in the world that even comes remotely close to this?)"
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my job is the perfect job. i hope this show never closes
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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