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Quotes from the wise and funny
Arthur Dent Offline
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#1
05-24-2002, 02:14 PM
Easy game. Just post a quote that is either wise or funny or both.

Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously! - Nietzsche

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers (1879-1935)
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05-24-2002, 02:22 PM
what the fuck? - everyone
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05-24-2002, 02:27 PM
If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed - Curly Howard
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05-24-2002, 02:38 PM
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 jokes that aren't funny."
- Ken's Pen (19??-2002)
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05-24-2002, 02:39 PM
It is better to be thought the fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
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05-24-2002, 02:43 PM
When did this change to the irony thread?
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05-24-2002, 02:43 PM
a little bit of trouble every now and then isn't a bad thing. :moonie:



Edited By Cunt-Twat on May 24 2002 at 10:44
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05-24-2002, 02:44 PM
Quote:When did this change to the irony thread?

When you clicked "Add Reply".



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05-24-2002, 02:46 PM
Hi pot!
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05-24-2002, 02:46 PM
G'day, Kettle.
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05-24-2002, 02:55 PM
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Quote:What looks large from a distance close-up ain't never that big...
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05-24-2002, 02:56 PM
Quote:What looks large from a distance close-up ain't never that big...
So you're saying that Sluggo Jr really isn't that big after all?
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05-24-2002, 02:57 PM
Quote:<marquee>Funny how the things you have the hardest time parting with are the things you need the least......</marquee>
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05-24-2002, 03:13 PM
"Sometimes you just have to day 'I don't give a fuck'" - Riggs and Murtaugh, Lethal Weapon 2
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05-24-2002, 03:37 PM
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
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05-24-2002, 03:51 PM
Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder:toast: - Author unknown

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Ben Franklin

Draft beer, not people.

Friends don't let friends drink light beer.
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05-24-2002, 04:04 PM
The two worst things a person can do: To stand still or move aimlessly
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05-24-2002, 04:05 PM
Hey Ump, I think he's throwing a shitball - little league coach
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#19
05-24-2002, 04:19 PM
Here's one for Arpi.....not sure if this realy counts as a quote, tho....

Quote:You must tell me, Baby, How your head feels under something like that....your brand-new leopard-skin Sombrero Hat....

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05-24-2002, 04:32 PM
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer - George T

Nanu, nanu - Mork

Let's do it for Johnny! - Dillon's character in The Outsiders
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