Have you done it in a boat? - Have you done it with a goat?

[Maynard]

Dr. Seuss Purity Test

[OAS]

Seeing as you have to ask, yes and no.

[Hey Ladi]

making you 66.0% sexually pure (34.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 66.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 29%,

What a funny test :rofl:

Have you done it strapped to a rack?

Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?

Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?

Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?

Have you done it packed in rubber?

[Luna]

Have you done it packed in rubber?

Have you done it amidst the blubber?



Edited By LunaBabe on June 03 2002 at 1:10

[Ken'sPen]

Did you make her wear a bag,
when you banged that ugly hag?



Edited By Ken'sPen on June 03 2002 at 1:04

[Luna]

Did you cover up your head....
Did you get lost in her bed...........?

[Ken'sPen]

Next time won't you please tell me,
if I might contract VD?

[Luna]

Did you ever have to pee
when you were stuck up in a tree.........?

[Ken'sPen]

Ladi said I'd have a good time,
But didn't mention the 10 man line.

[Luna]

Did you ever feel like swine
when you are drinking up your wine.........?

[Ken'sPen]

Saw Luna naked and had a great scare,
By the yard and a half, of her pubic hair.

[OAS]

Ken's Pen thought his humor was teh funny,
but to the rest it's rather runny

[Ken'sPen]

Some floppy boobs, sagged to her shins,
While Barch proclaims, Daphna Wins!!1!

[Grumpy]

Did you bang her in her rear?
Did you bang her in her ear?
If you shot it in her eye
do you think she'd get a stye?
If she swallowed your whole peter,
would you declare her your new leader?

[BeckyDC]

You answered "yes" to 14 of 50 questions, making you 72.0% sexually pure (28.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 72.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 27%, based on a comparison of your test results with 26627 other submissions for this test.

[PollyannaFlower46]

You answered "yes" to 29 of 50 questions, making you 42.0% sexually pure (58.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 42.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 34%, based on a comparison of your test results with 26627 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 65.1%.

[LZMF1]

<center>Here is the result of your Dr. Seuss Purity Test.
You answered "yes" to 27 of 50 questions, making you 46.0% sexually pure (54.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 46.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 37%, based on a comparison of your test results with 26627 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 65.1%.</center>




ummmmmmmmm............ok, terrific!

[Hey Ladi]

HEY! How can it say "based on a comparison of your test results with 26627 other submissions for this test." ... for all of you? I call Shennanigans! :bouncer:

[LZMF1]

OK!!!! everybody outta the pool!!

ladi did point out the obvious that we all overlooked.

[Maynard]

Huh? I don't understand what you mean.