05-28-2002, 08:56 PM
Quote:Not a good idea...go pick your own puppy...trust me on this one.
I know...but I'm still hoping to get Spencer as a gift! :loveya:
![[Image: fire.jpg]](http://publish.hometown.aol.com/doodles46/images/fire.jpg)
Oh no we took it back to far
Only love can save us now.....
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Hey ken
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 I know...but I'm still hoping to get Spencer as a gift! :loveya: Oh no we took it back to far Only love can save us now.....  
05-28-2002, 09:09 PM
Just because they buy you a puppy :cough: doesn't mean they want kids too. :-o
<img src=http://images.andale.com/f2/115/104/6485603/1054786652163_heyladiRed2.jpg>
Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~> HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
05-28-2002, 10:54 PM
Quote:Just because they buy you a puppy :cough: doesn't mean they want kids too. :-o :-o KIDS?! My uterus is closed for business for at least 5 more years....I just want a puppy and I'm not allowed to have one where I live, so if someone gave it to me as a gift, I would be allowed to keep it! Oh no we took it back to far Only love can save us now..... 
05-28-2002, 11:00 PM
Quote:I'm not allowed to have one where I live, so if someone gave it to me as a gift, I would be allowed to keep it!How do you figure that? I'm soooo confused. :crackhead: 
05-28-2002, 11:06 PM
I just want to see something.
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![[Image: cdih3.jpg]](http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/silera/cdih3.jpg) ...like that cut on the roof of your mouth that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it, but you can't.</center>
05-28-2002, 11:10 PM
Luna...if it's a gift, there is no purchase in my name...I then say that the dog is just visiting *we're allowed visiting dogs* while a friend of mine is out of country for _(insert reason here). I will be moving out anyway within the next year, so it's all good....also if I get a shrink to write a letter saying I need a puppy I can keep him too. :thumbs-up:
Oh no we took it back to far Only love can save us now.....
05-28-2002, 11:19 PM
Ahhh...you are a very smart grasshopper! :thumbs-up:
You can also get a letter from a trainer saying you are a very responsible dog owner, too. :-D
05-28-2002, 11:22 PM
And hey...if I get a puppy, Ladi can tease me about complaining about him too! ;-)
Oh no we took it back to far Only love can save us now.....
05-29-2002, 01:54 PM
To: Ladi
RE: Questions Thread Message: Quote:sense of humor - I'd get bored if me couldn't laugh at the same thingsI make you laugh.....right?.......RIGHT???? ![[Image: KENSIG1.jpg]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/KENSIG1.jpg)
05-29-2002, 01:55 PM
We're laughing AT you shitstain....not with you
<center>Special thanks to a certain file server for obliterating my pics......assholes!</center>
<center>What the fuck are YOU looking at?</center>
05-29-2002, 01:58 PM
TO: Metal
RE: Laughing AT me MESSAGE: damn, humor was my strong suit to, in the looks and humor issue.
05-29-2002, 03:50 PM
Quote:I just want to see something.It's not like the other board... your sig changes in every post you ever made. Quote:KIDS?! My uterus is closed for business for at least 5 more years....My bad! :crackhead:
<img src=http://images.andale.com/f2/115/104/6485603/1054786652163_heyladiRed2.jpg>
Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~> HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
05-29-2002, 06:02 PM
To: Maynard
RE: US MESSAGE: Please don't be mad at me anymore....... call me.
05-29-2002, 06:19 PM
If I had your phone number, I eat the piece of paper it was written on just so I could shit it out.
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![[Image: 1051611752080_drop.jpg]](http://images.andale.com/f2/112/101/11273107/1051611752080_drop.jpg) i want something good to die for, to make it beatiful to live</center>
05-29-2002, 06:26 PM
TO : Maynard
RE : punishment MESSAGE : How about I PM you a love note, and you just put me in the cell for a while, you could give me a prison visit you big stud.
05-29-2002, 06:31 PM
Quote:also if I get a shrink to write a letter saying I need a puppy I can keep him too.Dear Polly's Landlord, It is my expert medical opinion that Polly needs to have a puppy. Currently Polly is under my treatment for Closed Uterus Nervous Tension (Cunt). This stems from a medical phenomina that causes her lovers to fall asleep during sex. Furthermore, she also suffers from Parental Proximity to the Bathroom Syndrome (PPBS) and is unable to relieve sexual tension through masturbation in the shower. Allowing her to have a puppy will give her some sense of acceptance in society. Sincerely, Polly's Shrink. ![[Image: 8021515_F_store.jpg]](http://storetn.cafepress.com/5/8021515_F_store.jpg)
05-29-2002, 07:02 PM
To: EVERYBODY
RE: help me Message: could someone PM Maynard and tell him my love for him grows like the lump in my pants?
05-29-2002, 07:04 PM
OAS made me laugh.
Ken has a mosquito bite.
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<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee> </center> |
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