<center>This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
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It doesn't matter if it is good,
It only matters if it rocks.
The main thing that this thread does is to rock your socks off.
There's no such thing as a good game thread,
'Cause game threads are bogus, right CLS?
Only thing that really matters is a classical sauce.
And that's why this thread is classically trained
To rock your fuckin' socks off!
This thread is fuckin' hard,
This thread is fuckin' tough-ah,
There's no question that-eh
It is rough, rough stuff.
It's the fuckin' thread my friend
But it's the only thread I know.
When I'm lunchin' on a tasty boosh
Right after this thread.
You g-go go go!
<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee>
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Good threads are rare,
Do you know what I'm sayin' to you?
Good threads are rare.
My derriere,
When you find out much later
Most posters don't really care.
Now, Kid... don't take this personally... cause it's not about your posting.
No, dude... your posting is kickass!
It's just that the greatest thread has always been about me and Maynard... and we're just not comfortable being a power trio.
I hope there are no hard feelings.
Kid Afrikaaaaaaaa... we know you're love is reeeeaaaaaaaaal....
(Little known fact - Sasquatch was played by John C. Reilly of Boogie Nights fame.)
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!