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What instances of cuntyness or complete dickness have you seen lately? Been cut off in traffic? Been yelled at for trying to buy the last pair of size 7 shoes?
Share with the class.......
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i was just driving, and this lady stopped at a green light for some reason, so when i honked at her she put her hand up like i was weird for doing it
yea, my life is lame
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My neighbor (very thin, pretty YOUNG girl), upon seeing an older woman who was pregnant, said very loudly at a barbeque "SHE'S ONLY 9 WEEKS PREGNANT???? LOOK AT HER, SHE'S HUGE!!!!"
I thought that was pretty rude.
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I talked to Sean last night.  hudders:
What a nightmare that was.
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I was driving the NSX and coming up to a light in a jughandle...
Both lanes have left turn arrows...
A pickup cuts me right off with no signal, I had to slam on the brakes...
I gave the guy some shit and he told me if I was so nervous driving that car, I should get an old VW...
What a fucking jerk.
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I was out with some people from work and we were eating mussles and when I asked someone to watch the butter on my new pants, he stuck his fingers in the butter and dripped it all over my new capris. So I stuck my hand in the butter and put a HUGE hand print on his thigh.
Oh no we took it back to far
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Quote:So I stuck my hand in the butter and put a HUGE hand print on his thigh.
Cunt.
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Quote:Cunt.
:-D I got a temper
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I can tell. REmind me never to cross you. Although......nice slippery butter might not be a bad thing. ;-)
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PAF46 is learning.......rather quickly i might add.
that thing with the butter on that assholes pants is priceless.
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Quote:So I stuck my hand in the butter and put a HUGE hand print on his thigh.
So Polly, tell me, is the myth about women true? Big hands big.................????:rofl:
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gloves?
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
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Ladi, you have to face facts. Your foot is a size 9.
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usually... sometimes 8, sometimes 10, ... depends on the shoe :thumbs-up:
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Quote:usually... sometimes 8, sometimes 10, ... depends on the shoe
Or the time of month. :crackhead:
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yes, those full moons, my toe nails grow to epic proportions
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Quote:I was driving the NSX
:-( :disappointed: so not fair.
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Quote:my toe nails grow to epic proportions
do they look like soup spoons?
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Quote:so not fair.
neither is the fact that you're still alive and breathing but do you hear anyone else complaining? NO! so shut the fuck up and go away shit-for-brains....
Have a great day!
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