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To have a notice on my front door when I get back him telling me that there's a certified letter waiting for me at the post office?
I mean, it could be some sort of award, right?
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It's Bud Selig...he needs your help with the pampered players.
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It's from LZ..
oh wait.. you said certified not certifiable.
In that case, it's got anthrax.
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Oh, I forgot to mention that it was from the I.R.S.
Does that change anything?
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yup. smells like an audit. or that or you were missing something in your paperwork.
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but it could be an award too right? Or maybe a bunch of cash or something?
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Yeah, they send out letters to all the people who have the best tax returns of the year. I heard they may give you a car as well.
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Really? For like, best penmanship and stuff?
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Oh yeah, thats a big one in thier books. They love perfectly crossed T's and shit. Also, if you have to go see them, bring brownies. Who can be mad at someone who took time out of thier busy day to bake brownies?
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I still think it's anthrax.