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Quote:CALCUTTA, India (Reuters) - Indian police said on Friday they had arrested two men in Calcutta accused of selling bottles of cow urine mixed with cow dung and claiming they were cures for AIDS ( news - web sites), cancer and tuberculosis.
Sivaji Ghosh, deputy commissioner of Calcutta police, told Reuters the men were arrested after a complaint to police by drug control authorities.
"They were selling these bottles for everything under the sun," Ghosh said. "It was a bit surprising to see this happening in a big city. In villages, quacks sell a lot of things as medicines or having medicinal value."
Hey I got this bird shit mixed with monkey piss it cures herpes, 12 bucks a vial come on. Fuckin Ghandi died for nothing, I almost wanted to check the spelling to see if it was Indiana might have been more believable.
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I got this placenta mixed with maynards piss, cures all body odor problems. Come on get them while they are hot. 1st 20 people get a free bike ride.
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wouldnt that sell even better in africa?3/4 of the continent has aids
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Quote:I got this placenta mixed with maynards piss, cures all body odor problems.
If Indian people put that on, they would actually smell better than they usually do.
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Quote:wouldnt that sell even better in africa?3/4 of the continent has aids
With what money? they don't have welfare in africa.
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they give you animal pelts...you could sell a lion skin for some decent cash
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Or have a really nifty loin cloth
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make a lion coat and sell it to snoop dogg. Tell him all the pimps are wearing it.
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i've got a pair of wet panties...what will that cure?:lol:
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Quote:i've got a pair of wet panties...what will that cure?
whatever ails me :bow: :loveya:
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does this scary anyone else? there are way too many doctors from inia practicing in the us, how will they treat you?? :crackhead:
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Cool. I'm gonna piss on the next dothead I see and then ask him for 20 bucks.
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See I thought tubby wanted to move there cause he heard they got a New Dehli.
Dehli...Deli.....
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Got anything to cure a head full of snot? Right now, I'm about willing to trying anything......:-(
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Quote:does this scary anyone else? there are way too many doctors from inia practicing in the us, how will they treat you??
A few years ago when I was looking for a surgeon, I went to an Indian doctor for a consultation and he told me he was going to attach bags to my wounds to catch the puss....you only get puss when you have an infection....needless to say, an American did my operation.
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Quote:he told me he was going to attach bags to my wounds to catch the puss
try a maxi pad, or stop fucking donkeys.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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kindred, forget the antibiotics.....just run out and get bottle of jaegermiester!
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Quote:See I thought tubby wanted to move there cause he heard they got a New Dehli.
You should take your act on the road to wackbag, they might actually find you interesting there.
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