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now that my boy is single and on the prowl, we need to get him laid. i am sure that his moves are a little old and stale , so i figured we could help. if you could give him some tips or share your best pick-up moves i am sure he would be grateful.
If you could even set him up on a few dates that would be great!! lets get him back in the race. maybe he will post less if we get him out of the house
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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This is so true. :-(
Help me. Please. I'm sure OAS has a few dating tips up his sleeve.
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This is probably the worst thread I have ever read. God damn post whore....
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So I'm guessing Corpse has nothing. :disappointed:
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holy shit...its corpse! hi!
and yes, maymay needs some ass.:moonie:
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Sure Maynard,
But I don't think you can keep up.
You gotta fill a room with hot teen girls and :fucking: and :blow:
all night long till they :bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer:
at least 10 times each
I don't know if you can do that,
I can,
that's why they all :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: me
Ken Sucks:disappointed:
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I've got my $2 VG! :lookatme:
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Anybody got any ideas how long Arpi and Ken will survive now that Corpse is here? Would I be generous in giving them a week. Arpi, want to start a poll?
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this is about maynerd, not me or ken. keep it on topic you old fart!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Quote:I've got my $2 VG!
I'll cup your balls and lick the shaft then
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Quote:at least 10 times each
Dunno about 10 times, but I know I can make em :bouncer: 5 times. :-D
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Hey Maynard,
get some Sweats, some silver chains, and the big ear Pee Wee had.....
(what??? what????)
I hear that makes you irresistable.
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Quote:So I'm guessing Corpse has nothing.
Corpse has Mrs. Corpse.....remember May?
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Quote:Dunno about 10 times, but I know I can make em 5 times.
such teh stud 
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god damn...you seriously want dating help from fucking misfits like us? Dude, log off and take a walk.
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Although, Corpse can probably get ya Gay Marco's phone number :rofl:
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Quote:such teh stud
:wilbur:
Quote:god damn...you seriously want dating help from fucking misfits like us? Dude, log off and take a walk.
I see you lost your sarcasm sensor since you've been away....
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Quote:Although, Corpse can probably get ya Gay Marco's phone number
I think you have me and Froy mixed up again you old fuck...  uicide:
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Quote:I see you lost your sarcasm sensor since you've been away....
Actually no...just have a much lower tolerance for bullshit now.:burnfucker:
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Hmmmmm Corpse,
we have an opening for an angry meat flap obsessed poster.......
any interest?
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