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The official maynard dating thread
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#21
08-01-2002, 03:57 PM
Quote:Actually no...just have a much lower tolerance for bullshit now.
then you're in the WRONG place. :lol:
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#22
08-01-2002, 04:01 PM
Quote:Hmmmmm Corpse,
we have an opening for an angry meat flap obsessed poster.......
any interest?

Nah, I've got too much going on already and it is too much responsibility for a lowley scumball like myself...


Quote:then you're in the WRONG place

Oh but I beg to differ :-D
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#23
08-01-2002, 04:15 PM
Quote:Dude, log off and go take a walk.

There are reasons you don't take a drink as your reading someone's post. Every once in a while, you get Pepsi up your nose.
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#24
08-01-2002, 04:33 PM
So a few weeks back, I was out to dinner with some friends. We were drinking red wine, and just as I took a sip, my friend made me laugh and it came out my nose. Now THATS some motherfucking pain!
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#25
08-01-2002, 04:35 PM
Quote:So a few weeks back, I was out to dinner with some friends. We were drinking red wine, and just as I took a sip, my friend made me laugh and it came out my nose. Now THATS some motherfucking pain!


well if you would stop snorting you little piggy, you wouldn't have that problem :wilbur:

show mommy how the little piggys eat! :wilbur:
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#26
08-01-2002, 04:41 PM
Thingz I've learned
Rejection is part of dating. Whether on your part or the others it's going to happen. Deal with it.

Pay attention to your date. Obvious enough.

Confidence is key. If you're not confident in yourself how can anyone else?

Humor. Making a girl laugh can get yah in the door real quick.

Many more but before some tool makes a remark about me I'll stop here.
Good luck!
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#27
08-01-2002, 04:49 PM
Figures GW would take this thread seriously. Rolleyes



Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra :wilbur:
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#28
08-01-2002, 04:50 PM
Quote:Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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#29
08-01-2002, 04:53 PM
So this should just be another inane thread started by Arpi
Another chat thread???
Good job boyz.
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#30
08-01-2002, 04:58 PM
But GW, I'm quite enjoying your tips on dating. Please share more. :thumbs-up:
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#31
08-01-2002, 04:59 PM
Quote:Hey Maynard,
get some Sweats, some silver chains, and the big ear Pee Wee had.....
(what??? what????)
I hear that makes you irresistable.

That only works on Silera.
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#32
08-01-2002, 05:09 PM
hey May
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#33
08-01-2002, 05:09 PM
Quote:Figures GW would take this thread seriously.
Well Maynard, you need all the help you can get. And my tips are trade secrets. If I have to tell you how, I might as well bang them for you while I'm at it.
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#34
08-01-2002, 05:25 PM
Hey, Maymay...

i know some chick who's really keen on a webcam. Only thing is, you need to send her webcam pics also. One ball being bigger than the other is a plus.
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#35
08-01-2002, 06:24 PM
Quote:Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra
:crackhead:

Is this like a Chinese guy singing 'Deck the Halls'?
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#36
08-01-2002, 06:25 PM
Quote:Is this like a Chinese guy singing 'Deck the Halls'?


yup.
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#37
08-01-2002, 06:32 PM
OK, I get it and I still don't get the joke...sigh... :-( I suck at the inside funney
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#38
08-01-2002, 06:37 PM
its easy doc, see i said

Quote:well if you would stop snorting you little piggy, you wouldn't have that problem

show mommy how the little piggys eat!

i was quoting from a christmas story.

so then maymay said

Quote:Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra

which is also from the movie, when they are in the chinese food place eating christmas dinner, cause the dogs ate their turkey.


see it was easy :thumbs-up:
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#39
08-01-2002, 06:43 PM
HO! HO! HO!

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You'll shoot your eye out kid!
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#40
08-01-2002, 06:56 PM
damn Bumpes's!
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