Get Me Laid..

[Sean Cold]

You should die a slow and horrid death you fuck.

Alone.

With no one to be by your side as you release your last, decayed breath.

Oh, and Maynard, youre still a worthless cunt.

[GonzoStyle]

Thanks sean by those standards I may take you up on your previous offer, between all of our personalities we wouldnt even need kids.

[Ken'sPen]

it's your fault Sean......
release him from his bonds.....

[GonzoStyle]

I dedicate this song to Maynard 2, the artist formerly known as GonzoStyle.

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one

"No" is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
'Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number, whoa, worse than two

It's just no good anymore since you went away
Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday
One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest, one is the loneliest
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

It's just no good anymore since you went away

Number
One is the loneliest
Number
One is the loneliest
Number
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

[Maynard]

Oh, and Maynard, youre still a worthless cunt.

Thanks buddy! :thumbs-up:

You know I feel the same about you. :loveya:

[GonzoStyle]

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[Ken'sPen]

I think I will leave now......
with two maynards on the scene odds aren't good I will stay out of the cell otherwise.

[Keyser Soze]

do you want a relationship or do you just want to fuck?

[GonzoStyle]

We can see how our love would blossom, but still no e-mails.

Maybe this will give me some extra validation...

[GonzoStyle]

alone again....:clueless:

[virgingrrl]

i sent an e-mail....guess its not good enough

[Maynard]

I did too. Guess he doesn't like my picture. :-(

[GonzoStyle]

You should die a slow and horrid death you fuck.

Alone.

With no one to be by your side as you release your last, decayed breath.

I will, Bye.

[Sean Cold]

Wait, who died, Maynard Jr. or Gonzostyle?

I am confused again.

[Maynard]

Lets just say it was Maynard Jr. I know that will brighten your day!

[Demon1579]

Quit yer whining and just hook up with a slop whore... You'll be soo disgusted with yourself and her when your done you'll be happy to be alone. :thumbs-up:

[IrishAlkey]

You won't have me.

I'm still all yours, baby.

[kindred]

My email with attached pic was returned....

Apparently your mailbox is full....