This one time - When I was a kid

[Ken'sPen]

This one time when I was a kid:

I was sleeping over a friends house. His parents were gone. He thought he saw someone outside the house...

He started peeking out the windows and stuff. I kept watching tv. When a commercial came on I went to see what he was up to. He started walking down the hall and I jumped out to scare him........

he pointed a gun in my face and pulled the trigger.
the gun misfired.
I lived.



Edited By Ken'sPen on Aug. 06 2002 at 12:54

[Ken'sPen]

This one time when I was a kid,
I was doing my paper route,
when I saw a rattlesnake shooting up someones yard, heading to the porch where an old couple were sitting together,
I killed the snake,
but they still didn't tip very well.

[Arthur Dent]

This one time, I saw a guy talking to himself, so I crossed the street.

[Ken'sPen]

This one time when I was a kid,
I got beaten up by a bunch of drunken Indians....

Indians are very angry people....(feathers not dots.)

[Arpikarhu]

this thread sucks beyond belief!

[Ken'sPen]

I can't help it that you had a boring childhood Apri and don't have a tale to add.

[Arpikarhu]

I am begging you all not to post here. do not encourage this nonsense!!

[Ken'sPen]

::Apri's Story::
This one time, well all the time, when I was a kid,
I sat in front of my TV naked, except for a cowboy hat, and watched cartoons.

[Jack]

This one time, at band camp..... oh.... wrong thread.

[PollyannaFlower46]

:disappointed:

[Arthur Dent]

After I crossed the street, I saw this other kid start running around the crazy guy in circles yelling at everyone to stay away. Poor kid...

[Maynard]

Actually I kinda like this thread.

[Ken'sPen]

This one time when I was a kid:

I took my sister to the library, I sat down and was minding my own business playing a handheld electric football game. When I was lost in a fog I didn't notice the short bus had made a delivery. I was shocked when I found I was surrounded by a bunch of giant headed retards who were facinated by the lights and sounds.

I couldn't escape cause they were all around me.

[PollyannaFlower46]

Stop making me laugh at my desk, they'll know I'm not really working.

[Metalfan]

Fuck you Ken

[PollyannaFlower46]

This one time, when I was a kid, my parents sent me away on a Girl Scouts weekend trip horseback riding even though I told them that the girls beat me up. So when I was sleeping, they put itching powder down my shirt and pants and I spent the rest of the weekend in the ER with hives that were bleeding....its funny now that I look back on it.

[Ken'sPen]

This one time when I was a kid,
I was playing a little league game,
A black family that just moved in sat in the stands,
people started yelling at them including kids on my team,
"Niggers ain't allowed in this town" they shouted,

I grew up down south.

[Is Don on the phone?]

[quote]people started yelling at them including kids on my team,
"Niggers ain't allowed in this town" they shouted,

I grew up down south.[quote]

Funny, same thing happened in my neighborhood... Rosedale, in Queens.

[SYNTuesday]

This one time, when I was a kid... er... umm, my parents never let me do anything, so no exciting stories... unless 16 counts... it was two years ago, I was at the Fencer's Club, for fencing team practice... we were sitting down my a piste and watching a match, mind you swords often flail left and right, so this was dangerous. :poke:

One sword was knocked to the side and poked me hard across the right eyebrow... but thing is I was checking out some cute girls to the left of me at the time. If i was watching the match, I'd have one eye right now. Cool huh? So from now on don't even try and call me gay, ok? Anyone calls me gay, I'll point to my living, extant, right eye... :thumbs-up:

[Baker]

This one time i actually lost conciseness trying to read one of Ken's threads.