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Why is it everytime
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08-13-2002, 06:06 AM
Every time I sit down to study I have the urge to masterbate? Does this happen to anyone else and if so do you fight the urge and study or just tear one off and try to study afterwords?
Me, I sometimes have to tear two or three off and then pretend to study in a brain dead state...  uicide:
08-13-2002, 12:46 PM
I find wrapping my schween in sandpaper and using the jackhammer method eases me.
08-13-2002, 12:53 PM
I used to do that at college...until I finally got thrown out of the library.
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.
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08-13-2002, 08:19 PM
I just figure I'll either steal one of the neighbors children to suckle on my rod or just find me an old lady without teeth to help ease my pain...
08-13-2002, 08:26 PM
demon, i think you would be happier in the short bus. thats where we keep your kind.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods! |
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