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#21
Come on Hedcold, alkey and I will take turns; "breaking her in"
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#22
no.
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#23
I can't speak for Alkey but I promise to pull out.
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#24
Quote:Now I KNOW Galt doesn't get laid. so do you just buy them and throw them out immediatly? Or do you take them home first, then throw them away?

Like I'm the only one who beats off with a rubber on. You all know it's the cleanest and easiest way to beat off.
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#25
Quote:Like I'm the only one who beats off with a rubber on. You all know it's the cleanest and easiest way to beat off.

I actually agree.
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#26
Condoms fucking suck. I hate them, that's why I'm on the pill.
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#27
OMG I CAN CUM INSIDE OF HER!!!!!!
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#28
Might as well suck her tits through the bra too...
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#29
Quote:Might as well suck her tits through the bra too...
What the fuck fun would that be?
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#30
I guess onehung meant:

sucking cock with a condom on is as useless as sucking tits though a bra.
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#31
Gee. who woulda guessed that's what he meant?
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#32
Not the simple minded
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#33
i throw them out.......

i once was cleaning up my back yard with the pooper scooper and noticed a used condom in one turd i scooped up so i now put them in a garbage can with a lid on on it.

once when cleaning the litter box i found out that cats have a taste for used rubbers too.


WTF!?!?!?! why are cats and dogs into eating latex products filled with splooge?
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#34
Quote:i once was cleaning up my back yard with the pooper scooper and noticed a used condom in one turd i scooped up
tell Ladi to stop crapping in your yard
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#35
ladi knows where the litter boxes are
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#36
Quote:I have twirled them over my head and threatened to whack the girl with them.....
I've had that, it's funny :moonie:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#37
I would shit in ladi's kitty litter box like my cousin. Yet she wouldn't be disgusted by it.

Fuckin freak.
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#38
Sometimes the bathroom is just to far, you know.

Who's your cousin? :crackhead:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#39
Quote:I would shit in ladi's kitty litter box like my cousin.
Quote:Who's your cousin?
STORY! STORY!
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#40
Is there cookies & juice with this story? :toast:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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